I prefer the goat to be an agent of chaos

5's have lives

Honestly, I thought this was the best of the bunch.

Pretty fucking thick. "Oh yeah, we've released the entire Final Fantasy series many times over to massive sales in NA, the most popular SNES games of all time were JRPGs like Chrono Trigger, FF6, Fire Emblem, and Earthbound, the PS1 took off in the United States almost solely due to Final Fantasy 7, and became a…

I hope no one falls for this, and if they do, i want to get them away from technology, they are too dangerous for it.

Well, the headline didn't read "You will never guess who stole credit for the design of this game," so it kind of ruled out Jobs right there and then :/

Should have used the term "Ayatollah Rockanrolla" instead

In K2-L we trust!

I'd sue her pants off. But then again, I don't think it would be too difficult.

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Multiplayer achievements. Full stop.

You are internetting pretty hard for this time of morning. Switch to decaf.

Personally I've always thought it important to give your enemies courtesy where they would offer you none. It's what separates you from them. A Justice system that functions on the concept of "he did this thing that was unfathomably awful and inhumane, so we should treat him like gutter trash" is a slippery slope that…

I kind of disagree. This looks equally shitty to the first three, but with dinosaurs. Dinosaurs do, scientifically, make everything better.

I mean, it's shit. But let's do the math:
Marc Walberg > Shia Lebeuff
Dinosaurs > No Dinosaurs
therefor Shit + Marc Walberg + Dinosaurs > Shit + Shia Lebeuff.

It's science.