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Welcome to modern day games journalism where the writers do not understand business speak but will jump to conclusions anyway.

Was this the movie with the garden gnome going on holidays?

Man, my PS5 still feels like a newish addition to my console collection. I have no desire for an upgrade. It doesn't even feel like games are pushing it to its limits yet.

In the words of Raylan Givens, if you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you’re the asshole.

It is amazing that decency and gracious are incomprehensible to so many people nowadays. Why not say sorry if you can? Why not tell people that an apology was offered in sincerity and accepted with grace? No one is shamed by this, everyone is a better person for doing it, and here you are needing to explain it like’s

Probably, but let’s keep in mind that just because something is true doesn’t mean it needs to be said.

“First of all, did Edebiri really have to apologize for this?”

I’m saying there should be editorial cohesion from a site pretending to be something other than a blog.

Funny how much of a deal this site made about Hogwarts player count dropping by much less than this after 6 months yet when its a game you don’t have a hate-on for it you say it doesn’t matter. You cant have it both ways.

Yeah I’ve been down on a lot of Marvel lately which is why I was so surprised when I saw The Marvels and thought it was the best of their recent batch. Maybe benefitted from low expectations, though

The Marvels was far, far better than Quantummania. The Marvels felt like “old school” MCU in a way that many other recent movies have kinda lacked.

another nail in the coffin of the great era of comic book blockbusters of the 21st century”

Dude pulls this dipshit shtick on the regular. Is what it is. Dude absolutely, definitely watches or (maybe even?) reads shit that a good portion of other people find absolutely fucking stupid.

Which is ridiculous when this is one of the most famous Broadway plays ever.  

Well, you come off like a cunt. So you’ve got that going for you too!

*gently, like Danny Tanner giving fatherly advice on Full House* Tim... *begin “lesson” music* you also comment on articles about YouTube videos on the internet. *warm smile* So it’s likely at least one of those is a lie. But that’s ok! We’re all losers here. Now, here *hands them a Mountain Dew Code Red*, wipe your

The young man’s name was Hot Pie. He was last seen working his baking magic at the Inn of the Crossroads. 

Hint to HBO: The dragons are one of the most boring parts of Game of Thrones, and everyone looks shitty in snow white wigs, so you don’t have to make every show about the Targaryens.

Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.

Isn’t there a Thanos joke in Deadpool 2