It looks like it was designed, sculpted, and painted by someone who has never seen real human testicles. They could have saved themselves time by just supergluing a dildo to a controller.

I’ll allow it, but her voice was perfect for one of the Skeksis in The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

Right? What exactly are the qualifications of the current people in power, other than being racist, misogynist, greedy fucking assholes?

I saw Alien: Covenant at a free promo screening and I still feel like he owes me $10.

I got an email from Amazon.co.jp yesterday announcing their Black Friday sale. Don’t recall getting one of those before.

Shitty people getting nominated for making shitty music (and comedy?!?) at a shitty awards show. Even if they win, it’s not like it’s going to boost their album sales. Literally no one is going to run out and buy Kanye and Marilyn Manson’s super edgy collaboration based on a fucking Grammy win, of all things. The type…

It’s been a while, who was Megan? I’ll give you the other two.

Not through the entire series, but at some points, sure.

I don’t know. I enjoyed the season because I assumed I wasn’t supposed to root for any of the characters? Of course, I spent the entire run of Breaking Bad thinking Walt was an asshole and hoping he’d get caught, and that seemed to have been a minority opinion. I also enjoyed Mad Men, and I wasn’t rooting for any of…

I can remember being a teenager in the 90's and not recognizing most of the Grammy nominees as artists that I listened to, and as I get older I recognize roughly the same amount of artists. 

I only play single player games, so I played less than 3 minutes. I think my total playtime was 0 minutes and 0 seconds, not counting the time I didn’t spend to download the game. Overall, I spent an infinite amount more time typing this reply than playing Fortnite.

I just used the Toads to make the combat puzzles easier. The thing that really pissed me off and caused me to put the game away was the scissors boss and his one hit kills. I have no patience for a game that will rollback 30 minutes of game progress over one miss-timed button press.

I thought it was better than both of those movies, but it seems that I’m in the minority. The vitriol I got on reddit for suggesting that it was a decent movie was pretty spectacular. The people who hated Eternals, really hated it, and they will let you know it with multi-paragraph insult-laden rants.

Wasn’t he complaining about being cancelled a few years ago?

This right here is the correct assessment. He should be censured if nothing else because he lacks the maturity of character to act in his capacity as an elected official. He’s a high school bully in a suit.

See also the definition of cancelled: people calling you out on social media while continuing to rake in millions of dollars and making appearances on every news outlet to complain about being silenced. 

There’s something especially creepy about the Catholic church wanting people to have more kids...

I will try that, thanks for the comprehensive info.

I’m confused about the challenges that require you to get a certain number of XP in a set amount of time. Aside from driving into obstacles, what’s the best way to do it? Each time I barely get the required minimum.

I’m not a car person, so I just like using whichever car I just unlocked in the wheel spin and driving it along the beach. Other than that, I bought a Viper, because as a kid I thought that was the coolest car ever.