It honestly feels like CD Projekt Red doesn’t really have much of a handle on how gamers think.

You put a hot celebrity in a game. Yeah, people are going to want to fuck said hot celebrity*.

This was as inevitable as anything in gaming could possibly be.

* Actually, the celebrity doesn’t even have to be hot. If Ernest…

would you prefer he stick his head up his ass and keep subsidizing the oil companies? at least he’s trying to move the conversation rather than drag us back to 1950.

Is it kissing when they’ve got cops’ nutsacks resting against their chins?

This. Most definitely this.

Here come all the cop kissers

Yeah I think the idea is that cops aren’t supposed to kill people before arrest or trail.

Its almost like you can have multiple opinions about one event. Like I, for instance, can think both “fuck those morons holding a sideshow in the middle of a city” and “WTF was that cop thinking driving over the fucking people”.

Please tell me there’ll be a crazy, unhinged Elon Musk type character. I just can’t figure out who should play the role.

Gas Guzzler Tax for all cars 25 mpg combined and worse. Zero exceptions. 

Came here to say the same thing! The cops would probably laugh at you and walk right on by because you’re not driving a “real truck” so you’re obviously too lame to be a smuggler.

This one is easy - an RV filled with dorky white people:

I highly doubt that there would be any Kia badges on an Apple car. Kia would just be acting as a Foxconn/Pegatron building for Apple.

That’s not painted

Technically the Fortuner and 4Runner are also sold alongside each other in many countries as the Land Cruiser Prado. The Prado and 4runner are the same thing underneath minus the engine and transmission. The Fortuna is the less expensive, smaller, more family focused competitor to the Prado.

Oh I LOVE this exercise. I predict Smart would have lost the plot in roughly 2010. By then it would have realized big was the only way to truly survive and the next generation Formore would be even bigger.

Mercedes, in your alternate reality where everyone bought Smarts and they eventually became the #1 auto maker in the world, when did they jump the shark (like Mini) and just start building huge vehicles? 2014?

Is that a logo or instructions?

Vietnam is out to prove you can have communism and cars.