existentialspy
existentialspy
existentialspy

People aren't giving you crap for having a c section. They are upset with docs for pushing unnecessary c sections

The constant threat of medical malpractice suits are one of the biggest reasons why OBs are so c-section happy in the first place.

When babies are very small, they are not even capable of manipulating us in that way. I’m not sure at what age they are, but when a baby cries, it has a need, either hunger, cold, wetness, or just a need to be held.

This is another thing that I can put in the pile of “I don’t have to have a well thought out, coherent opinion because I’m never going to be a parent”, along with vaccination and circumcision. (I do have opinions on these things, but my opinion doesn’t matter much because I will never have to make these hard

No one is saying having kids is a walk in the park for either gender in a heterosexual relationship, but come on. Men don't spend as much time as women thinking about the consequences of having a child because they don't have to. They don't mentally map out when is the right time to have kids to be successful in their

"It was a horrible nightmare because I like to be amazing."

All children lie. Some less, some more, but all lie on occasion. I taught first grade for 18 years. At this age some kids still have some fantasy thinking going on, and sometimes they truly believe what they are saying even if they know you saw the opposite. "But I just SAW you do it. Just now." "I didn't do

On my fathers 50th birthday we threw him a surprise party. All eight of my siblings made the trip to be there and one of my younger brothers brought his then girlfriend and her cousin tagged along. I immediately noticed her gracefulness but at the time was going through the realization that I had failed at my chosen

That's probably the sweetest, nicest thing I've ever heard Kanye say. It sounded almost humble in it's grandeur! He can totally come fix my pant leg.

I don't get it. Pole dancers and escorts deserve to be treated like shit? That girl was a stripper once so she should never be respected again? Mmmmk....

I didn't watch it, but it seems from the picture that it's more like Katy Perry giving his crotch an aggressive assing.

I fucked the groundskeeper in the garden shed of the church next door to my house. He was hot in a Vincent D'Onofrio Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead kind of way. He was 6'4" and muscular but a little soft around the middle, with a hairy butt and a girthsome dick. He had thick hair and long eyelashes. He bent me

So I was banging this guy for like a year who was pretty shocking. On our second 'date' he invited me round for dinner - a concoction of meat fried with bananas which we ate in his bed out of a shared salad bowl because obviously. He used to get blind drunk, lost, and just come to mine at 3am ish every month or so.