That Tap My Katamari scam has this too called the Royal Pinata. $5 and you can get candy far beyond their other IAP. But like all clicker games, this is a nasty, nasty scam.

Dragon Warrior?

Is Ghandi still programmed to be a jerk?

Are there any studios planning any game reveals at PAX this year? I don’t know of any at the moment.

Spoiler alert: You get the blue screen of death Right before you beat the game.

If this turns out to be a Bluetooth lag issue with the JoyCon devices, what are the odds of a hardware revision? Switch rev 2 if you will? Think Nintendo would do that?

Insert obligatory “Jason reported it so now it’s going to be delayed” post.

In other news, I’ve been playing since launch in the U.S. and I have yet to roll a level 5. I kept my starting roll and have been playing since, spending nearly 140 orbs by now and not a single 5 star. Oh and the change in theme dropped my 5 star forgiveness percent back to 3.0% So yeah, eff this game *turns it on…

OMG, Culdcept!!!!!! Please come to Switch!!!!

1st day purcha- *reads more* Nevermind, Japan only arcade machines.

RNG triggers the gambler in us, that’s why game companies won’t stop doing this to us. Deep down, every gamer is a “selling my house to buy orbs” kind of gamer.

Sell me on this kotaku peers - is the PS4 Pro worth the money if I was already buying a 2nd PS4 anyways?

Why Donnel? I mean, I have him, but why is level 5 such a big deal?

It wouldn’t be creating anything if it was normal, now would it?

Ever considered starting a new Kotaku segment for the Indie scene (games, movies, books, TCG, etc)? Why or why not?

I quit playing M:TG around 1996 and I an agree that the sets of that era were great; both in competitive play and in creative play. My deck that centered around Spirit Link, protection from black, and Crypt Rats was great fun. Even the recurring nightmare and great whale deck was fun. I don’t know what the Meta is…

Fetch quests in general. What a lame excuse to force me to level grind.

During a firmware or windows update: “I had an important report to do and it was taking too long, so I just turned it off and back on”

I haven’t played a Tales game since Tales of Destiny 2 (shoot me, right?). Is there any strategy to the game yet? Or is it all still just spamming your best abilities over and over and over again until the enemy dies?

Here for the obvious reference to salty, white people. Was disappointed...