The way they say he was “contained” is so bizarre.  He was contained....in a roomful of children he was killing.

If kids have to regularly do armed shooter drills in school, the cops should as well. We all remember the cop at Parkland who drove away from the shooting in his golf cart.

When horrifying events like this, or Buffalo or the Michigan school shooter or the little girl who was raped and murdered by her cousin in Wisconsin happen, I think about the poor teenage girls who had to sit next to these creepy, psychopaths at school-who had to tolerate them despite all the alarm bells going off,…

Because their relationship-they both seem to acknowledge-was mutually abusive and manipulative,  and, unlike him, she has no banked social currency/nostalgia.

This is only one of four SI swimsuit covers. That one of the other cover models is Maye Musk, Elon Musk’s 74 year old mother, should tell you that at this point SI is casting models primarily for the online buzz and traffic they might generate.

I love you, Tom Cruise, you crazy, Truman Show-living, giant movie star.

Griner’s salary is nearly $250K, plus endorsements and a million dollar Nike contract. She wanted to make more than that, so she went to work for an oligarch in a country that has codified its proud hatred of Black people, queer people, pot and women. Sue Bird, who played for the same Russian team, did a podcast…

Please tell me this is a reference to Rich Juzwiak’s review of “First Man”.

The AV Club covered it.

They’ve gotten very tribal around here. You can like Olivia Wilde or Booksmart or Harry Styles or House and not feel you need to defend Olivia Wilde’s honor rabidly from any possible slight. You can not like the Kardashians but also not take up for Blac Chyna. I don’t want to even touch the Heard/Depp thing.

The good thing about being a Gen Xer is my total student loan debt was $3500.

I wonder if they know who she is.  I know she’s mainly traded on celebrity gossip, but she’s pretty iconic/infamous in media circles and I don’t pick up on that in this at all.

Asking Tina Brown if she thinks the monarchy will survive is like asking your local news sports anchor if he thinks you should vote in favor of building the big new sports arena in town: of course they will answer yes because if the franchise folds, they are out of work.

Is the point of Harry Styles’ music that it is very lame? That he sounds like Bread or some other lesser lite FM soft rock staple? Like the music is dull and the lyrics cliche and his voice is kind of blah? Like normcore but for music?

I love this sleazy show! Also I know it’s crazy but Quincy Isaiah looks like Pete Davidson.

D) It made everyone aware he missed on $5.2 billion from Phil Knight.

Kim?  Kylie’s the one who looks like Strega Nona.

That’s one of the weirdest things about this show. It’s one thing to have the old favorite cast members star in a lot of the sketches, but they also have them in supporting roles vs. letting the younger cast fill these secondary roles.  It’s like they aren’t even trying to prep people for their time to be the stars.

Is this guy seriously crazy?

Thanks to MeTV I realized I’m finally old enough to appreciate Hogan’s Heroes.  My God, is it subversive, I can’t believe it was ever on network TV.