I can’t even express to you how absolutely the Minnesota DMV is. It is a joke, and not “Haha, they are slow” way, but in a totally incompetent, tens of millions of dollars blown on software that not only doesn’t work but fucks everything up beyond repair type way. People wait months for licenses and months for tabs.…

“I’m going to take my talents to not racism.”

Who inherits the hot chocolate?

I really thought that Morgan Wallen statement was going to read, “I wanted to let you guys know that....I’m not racist anymore.” 

I can believe that even after 26 years on the police force, she was incompetent and overreacted and freaked out.

At the press conference the mayor said he hadn’t accepted her resignation yet, so she may still be fired.

This woman has been a cop for 25 years!  How does she make this mistake?  How could she be this frantic in what seemed to be a pretty low-level confrontation?!

It would be one thing if they did that-odious and un-cool but if that was their MO it would be one thing.

Lament how Britney Spears was treated, then pick pick pick away at Pete Davidson?

All fraud is bad, but, jeez, the type of fraud she was running-conning poor and old people and then SELLING THEIR INFO to other cons so they would be further taken advantage of is so much worse than, like, skimming some money off the books at a Big Corp job. This is like Tom Girardi-level sleazy.

The testimony of the off-duty Minneapolis firefighter who happened to be there is so damning. The cops refused to let her administer first aid to Floyd despite her increasingly desperate pleas-she even offered to coach the cops through the first aid process from a distance. They told her that if she really is a…

The reason they made up and gave these jobs to him is because they knew places like Jezebel would write about it. If you don’t want famous people to get paid for made-up jobs, don’t validate the jobs by writing about it.  He’s not a public person anymore-you can just ignore him.

A month ago we were lamenting and regretting how we’d all been complicit in exploiting Britney Spears while her mental illness was raging. Now here’s Claudia Conway.  Why are we pretending this is ok? 

This isn’t the MAGA crowd-you can probably find them Spring Breaking in Ft. Myers or Panama City Beach. In fact, if this was primarily young white people I don’t think the situation would be seen as nearly so dire.

Arod has had public relationships with a string of high-profile, super-successful, super-rich women: Cam Diaz, Kate Hudson, Anne Wojicicki, JLo. There is no way in hell he is tying his nearly-billion dollar ass to some low-rent reality person.

There is a law now that they can’t “lie in wait” for celebrity kids, so hopefully that has helped.   I saw an interview with her and she gave all the credit for Halle Berry, who organized celebrities to lobby for this change.

Fergie keeps popping into my mind also.  She also did an interview with Oprah and was eager to be out on her own, free of the confines of the Royal Family.  But once that aura rubs off...

Yes, the idea that having been on Suits means Meghan has stand-alone appeal is I think stan-level thinking.  No offense to working actors and actresses everywhere.

Woah this lady loves all kinds of gun shows.

Cody Rigsby!