Usually the first thing they do is turn off comments.

I’m afraid this is the end of Jalopnik as we’ve known it. This is how the sister-sites all went down. It’ll be reformatted in a day or 2.

With you. Concerned. 

Anybody know why there hasn’t been any articles posted yet today?

All “You should have had this independently inspected” aside, a quick look at their Google reviews shows this place isnt a stranger to this crap.

This is a mermaid calling you to your doom.....run away!

A 20 year German car with a complex and rare engine? What could go wrong? That’s right, everything!

Porsche dude is right.

Sleeping babies are usually pretty quiet, awake babies can be outrageously noisy.

In the cars universe, South America is full of antique Mercedes Limousines

We Germans are not all smiles and sunshine. 

great dark comedy. Also, a little less menacing being towed in ass first

Bring on the insignificant gripes!

Money can’t buy taste.

Hearing its music often enough can contribute to homicidal impulses, but the ice cream truck is killing kids via the long game - setting ‘em up for a life demanding instant gratification, destined for obesity & the diabeetus!

This election is wild. On one side you have two completely rational, intelligent human beings who seem to genuinely want to steer the country on the right path. On the other side you have two bloviating lunatics who cozy up to dictators, want women’s value to be determined by the amount of children they have, and have…

I read his Wikipedia as soon as he was picked. He’s an impressive dude. I like him. We are a military family and I would appreciate having someone in the Vice Presidency who has served this country in that way and understands what that means and the impact serving has on families and even communities. He’s been a…

Gotta say he seems like a very down-to-earth and rational person. The Scout thing is some sweet icing on the cake.

Pennsylvania. I’ve never seen such a disaster of a road system. You want to stay on the highway you’re already on? Prepare to bounce between the far left and far right lanes as you navigate a whole series of interchanges that would give M.C. Escher a headache. Road signs are placed as late as possible to minimise your…

So not a state, but DC, and it’s pretty easy to tell why:

1) No reciprocity with MD or VA. This means those drivers can rack up thousands (I mean like $3000) in tickets with ZERO requirement to pay. No points, no impounding, and you don’t even get pulled over when you’re in the District.

2) Fake tags. It’s quite odd…