Loved this one, recommended it to everyone, and was still heartbroken to see it silent putter off into that long night. Still have the discs for the PC version, tho.

I love that Popeye’s still has the Apple Cinnamon pie, fried (as it should be). Far superior to McDonalds apple pies ever since they started baking instead of frying them.

“My Alfa’s in the shop, leaking electrons all over my garage floor. 3rd time they’ve looked at it....”

But if we could cut their taxes a little more, they could add 50 ft to their yacht and hire another maid, for a real win for the middle class.

Was going to say “all of them”.

The 911 is the gold standard for a reason. It’s comfy, handles amazingly, and has pretty timeless styling.

If you do that in Germany, be careful the pigs don’t steal your trunks when you aren’t watching them.

Just to be that guy, it’s not the most expensive in inflation adjusted dollars - one example as per Motorweek, the R129 300SL cost $72,500 in 1990, which comes out to over $160k today (for something that was barely quicker than a contemporary Miata that cost a quarter as much).

That’s a troubled bridge over water.

[anguished void-scream]

I get this is a comedic article and all, and I’m glad it’s not a slideshow, but I was expecting actual text entries explaining each choice.

What the fuck is this low effort article?

Almost, but not quite.

If you’re not hell-bent on getting a new car, I’d recommend a CPO’d MK7.5 GTI. I regret selling my MK7 GTI with the performance package / 6-speed manual due to getting laid-off (when COVID hit first). I got a chance to test drive an MK8 GTI and really can’t understand the proportions, along with the dumb interior /…

The Tesla Model S is 10 years old and as far as I know, looks just like it did in 2012. If nothing else, the Air should jolt Tesla into some design upgrades and changes.

Preach. I’ve seen several sell on bring a trailer for well over $100k and I just kept thinking are people really this impatient? But then I realized that for most of the bidders, the extra money isn’t even a factor. 

It’s a Toyota Crosstour that nobody asked for, practically speaking it’s worse because it doesn’t even have a liftback. It’s so ugly especially in the two-tone, and it’s made worse by the fact that there’s a proper hatchback/crossover (that could easily replace the Venza if you say “but they already have a Venza”) and…

Man, I saw the preview image, assumed it’d be a hatchback sedan like the Stinger, and thought “Maybe this would work for me” - a comfortable vehicle for four adults but with the immense practicality of a hatchback with folding seats when you need it.

Decent tent: $269.99