I haven’t listened to a full album in years. I have been stuck listening to James Bond songs lately, so take this:

He should get a Charger with a Hemi...because if you are going to buy an American sedan over a Camry or Accord you might as well get one with a V8 and RWD. 

Purple and delete those dorky bumpers and you have a deal.

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

I saw the vehicle and then tried to pronounced the name.

Why does it look like that / Why did they call it that

Good news then. The 911 you wanted as a kid is the cheap one. The 911 I was dreaming of as a kid was an 88-94 in blue with tan leather and they cost about as much as a house. 

damn now my single packet is going to be devalued! guess I better sue mcdonalds for devaluing the currency!

Seriously don’t understand why people keep doing this shit. Also bollocks he was trying to clear water from his helmet and didn’t see the lights. The video quality is high enough that you can clearly see he has both hands on the bars, he sees the barrier and he hunches down to try to get under it. 

Modern conservatives’ motto should be “Small Government For Me But Not For Thee.”

SO much better than when the current Vantage debuted. I really want to like the current gen Astons, but it’s really hard to beat the last generation.

Every single Chick-fil-A I’ve ever been to has a ridiculous amount of traffic.  Even in places where there is a lot of Chick-fil-As.  I don’t get it.  I like their chicken, but I’m not waiting in a large line for it.

I dunno, keeping a spotlight on these troglodytes is a public good.

My favorite DC protest. Someone organized a protest against the 55 mph speed limit. They had a moving road block of cars going exactly 55 mph around the beltway during rush hour. Paralyzed the city. Complete chaos.

Fantastic irony in that Ever Forward is no longer able to move Ever Forward

As if selling Chrysler products wasn't enough of a scam already...

Looking at those payments, leasing is weird.

Every time I see a slideshow article I think peter thiel could have tried a little harder.

Yeah, a few grand didn’t make much difference when I got my 15-year adjustable-rate loan for my F-250 King Ranch.