And if we taxed them more, they’d stop working completely.... according to the GOP.

If Civ v taught me anything you just need to build a courthouse first turn and things will work themselves out and happiness levels will increase. 

If you’re gonna orchestrate a false flag, you send the bombs to people who are actually on the ballot. Like Beto, Stacy Abrams, Andrew Gillum. Maybe some potential 2020 candidates as well, definitely Elizabeth Warren.

The Civil War was a mistake.

The FBI investigation will probably go on for hours. 

So let’s just pencil in “Kristallnacht 2018" for Nov. 7ish? Does that work for Mr. Trump and his lot?

I’ll consider it progress if he doesn’t endorse it.

Okay, do we all have our “domestic terror, but don’t call it that” bingo cards ready?

You know the real problem with voter apathy?

What you have to understand is that our Pumpkin Spice President doesn’t truly understand what the working definition of “nationalist” is. This is not to excuse him, but to remind you that he is an idiot.

Even in Arabic, the screaming while being dismembered would be a dead giveaway.

Kavanaugh: Happily

I’ve sometimes found myself wondering, “which is worse? The actual tyrant, or the man who desperately wishes he could be a tyrant—and spends all of his time sucking up to real tyrants?”

It’s a more complicated question than it might seem, given that the wannabe is currently the most powerful man (after Yertle the…

The president doesn’t have supporters. He has disciples.

“If the Dems win Congress it’s because illegal MS-13 gangs and child traffickers were paid to pour over the border and vote illegally!”

When Manning was beating Brady in the Superbowl he was a giant-killer, now that he is just a terrible Quarterback he remains a Giant killer.

When you have the opportunity to build a team around a shitty 38 year old quarterback who makes the playoffs once per decade you gotta take it.