“If it can connect to the web and browse quickly and can tolerate the keyboard and screen, that’s usually good enough.”

You do realize they are all computers? Every single thing you mentioned? They compute stuff. Are you thinking a computer is a only a Desktop?

THANK YOU, that commercial makes me want to steal my neighbor’s iPad and smash it every time I see it. I thought I was suddenly old and crazy. “When did the word ‘computer’ fall out of fashion? I’m only 34, not 54, did I miss something???”

And you know they ain’t tryna hear this one

The Bears are now so irrelevant that their notoriously garbage natural grass surface doesn’t even warrant a mention anymore

Northern white rational person would probably be:

He meant the Redhawks.

“We wrestle not against flesh and blood but against prinicipalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darness of this world. Against spiritual wikiedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand unto ye an evil day, and having done all—stand.’”

Current PA license plates are butt ugly, period, and look bad on any car. The bright side is we only need rear plates.

The evil dumbshits at Fox for can try and sugarcoat it all they want, but the fact is that Trump backed Strange, who was basically an incumbent, who lost to Moore in the primary, and then switched his support and lobbied hard for Moore in the general election, who then proceeded to lose to A DEMOCRAT IN ALABAMA!

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

*White Alabama did not even almost do the right thing!

Elephant in the room: depression. Lack of sex drive is most often a result of depression. All the insensitive remarks being made about the guy are ignorantly promoting the same kind of spiteful, selfish framing of this matter that can only exacerbate the problem. A cerebral guy who is “in his head” a lot may be too…

“Jones is a puppet.” “Moore will always vote with us.” Cognitive dissonance at its absolute apex.

WITHOUT SEAT BELT PAUL WALKER WOULD HAVE BEEN EJECTED WOULDN’T HAVE BURNED AND WOULD BE HOARDING OSCARS

Kevin Kolb is waiting in the wings!

“My accountant while we’re at it is one of them. I ate a bagel once. That Schindler’s List sure was a sad story, glad it was only a movie.”

Prediction: Moore tomorrow by 5-8%. DNC will fret and tut and nothing will change.