Current PA license plates are butt ugly, period, and look bad on any car. The bright side is we only need rear plates.

The evil dumbshits at Fox for can try and sugarcoat it all they want, but the fact is that Trump backed Strange, who was basically an incumbent, who lost to Moore in the primary, and then switched his support and lobbied hard for Moore in the general election, who then proceeded to lose to A DEMOCRAT IN ALABAMA!

Why does Porkchop look so upset in that picture?

And why the fuck do I still remember that Doug’s dog is named Porkchop?

*White Alabama did not even almost do the right thing!

Elephant in the room: depression. Lack of sex drive is most often a result of depression. All the insensitive remarks being made about the guy are ignorantly promoting the same kind of spiteful, selfish framing of this matter that can only exacerbate the problem. A cerebral guy who is “in his head” a lot may be too…

“Jones is a puppet.” “Moore will always vote with us.” Cognitive dissonance at its absolute apex.

WITHOUT SEAT BELT PAUL WALKER WOULD HAVE BEEN EJECTED WOULDN’T HAVE BURNED AND WOULD BE HOARDING OSCARS

Kevin Kolb is waiting in the wings!

“My accountant while we’re at it is one of them. I ate a bagel once. That Schindler’s List sure was a sad story, glad it was only a movie.”

Did you just get out of a coma 20 minutes ago?

*hugs*

Alabama is really doing to do this, aren’t they? And the Republicans in the Senate are going to fucking welcome him with open arms. This can’t be real life.

My elderly Serbian grandmother is convinced the Hungarians will come kill anyone and is less racist than this.

Prediction: Moore tomorrow by 5-8%. DNC will fret and tut and nothing will change.

I think you sign Kaepernick but start Foles and see how he does.

Yeah, if I was a reporter in that room, I would’ve followed up with “So, what would you consider the president of the US saying his predecessor had his phones tapped without any proof? Is that an accident or purposeful misleading? What about saying his predecessor wasn’t born in this country, again, without any proof?…

I would get an Eagles tattoo if that happens and I barely even follow the NFL.

Apparently consensual blowjobs are a no-no but unwanted pussy-grabbing is just fine.

Remember back when Republican politicians “cared” about the President’s sexual predations? I wonder what happened to all that indignation.

Goddamn the South is such a shithole.