That car can go from 28 degrees to 500 degrees quickly. Ask Paul Walker.

RIP PAUL WALKER

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Philly fans will never be the worst in a world where Patriots fans still exist.

Those service men killed in Pearl Harbor knew what they were getting into.

I swear to fucking Christ. How can anyone be so stupid and/or arrogant to make policy decisions that affect entire countries without even understanding whats going on?

Not that I could afford one, but I really wish VW had moved forward with their W12 Nardo concept. Not sure why, but it has remained one of my all-time favorite concept cars.

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Yeah, we need to cut State Department funding by 31% but let’s just build a brand new embassy that will need ridiculous amounts of security for no reason and move everyone there, which will also require new housing for the diplomats in also crazy secure enclaves. So much #winning

Did we just time travel back to 2006?

This is from 2006.

We need new words.

No shit. The federal government using its power to import one state’s laws into another state without the latter’s consent. Can you imagine what the response would be if this was about anything other than guns? Phrases like “stunning audacity” and “stupefying ideological dissonance” and “criminal stupidity” just…

They may not even have leverage then. Passive resistance only works when a) people actually care about the peaceful protesters and b) the government cares what the rest of the world thinks about them.

Or:

Good on them for responding appropriately to demand. Too bad large commodity manufacturers likely can’t hear anyone over the sound of CUVs printing money

Honestly, he’s probably banking on a theory that “Muslims will be mad about this and will attack us in retaliation” - so that he and his dipshit followers can be proven “right” about “them” and oh hey look over here while we ban and incarcerate people based on their religion...

The super-evangelical part of his base wants this to bring about the end times and have Jeebus return to earth. I wish I were kidding.

What kind of a dumb motherfucker gives Israel control over Jerusalem without getting something in return? Art of the motherfuckin’ deal, amirite!?