Oh yeah, the good folks at Chase, Wells Fargo, Quicken Loans or any of the other financial behemoths, are more than willing to sit down with their borrowers, whom they consider to be just like friends and family from all their years of personal face to face interactions, and come up with a plan that will just let you…

Fuck them, too. Y’all can take your Hotep shit back to your basements. You ain’t helping shit.

No team should ever be denied the opportunity to reach the title game (or simply win a game) based on the actions, or inactions, of those charged with creating a fair and equitable playing field. As is clear to all who watched the game, it is undeniable that our team and fans were unfairly deprived of that…

the absolute irony would be if next year the saints make it to the NFC championship game and thanks to the new pass interference review rules they are charged with a pass interference call that allows their opponent to score a game winning TD.

Bill Belichick has long been a proponent of making every type of play (p)reviewable

The title is walking over the real story, here. EVERY SINGLE QUESTION to McConnell right now should be about opening back up the government. I don’t care about shit else until he does that.

They should do something like British Parliment does where they slam the door on Black Rod as a show of defiance to the crown.

I love the shade of “or submit it in writing”. xD Terrific power play. The thing he wanted most was another opportunity to go on all TV channels and blather about Wall, and she’s just chopped that off at the root. Also a fun nudge towards his take-home quiz where he answered [took 8 months to answer] the Mueller…

God I hope so. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Iowa.

God I hate the whole Iowa thing. Can we drop that shit already? It’s archaic and dumb. The Steve King state has done nothing to deserve this attention.

I know the “Washington Veterans” idea was a joke, but I could see a certain type of person (i.e. A LOT of football fans) who would go crazy for it.

please respect the office

It’s effectively irrelevant whether it’s “good politics” or not, because it’s all personal to him. His cult will declare that it’s a brilliant move, but at the end of the day the rest of us are all getting a well-deserved laugh at his trash ass. And our laughter hurts his feelings a lot more than the increasingly…

Soggy fries served in paper cups with the presidential seal is probably the most apt metaphor for this presidency. 

*record scratch*

What kind of masochist is going to watch this tonight? I certainly won’t. Can’t stand to hear his voice and the cascade of lies and obfuscation. With Miller writing the speech, it’ll be full of incendiary rhetoric that’ll just infuriate me.

I look forward to the libertarian wing of the party to come out strongly against the idea of emin-- ah hahahaha I can’t even finish it.

His later unconfirmed statement: