That mat is the social safety net which the current administration/Republicans wants to eliminate.

Exactly. This is basically the same concept as Gawker’s old “Brands Are Not Your Friend” post. 

at least when lebron left cleveland they could drink

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

I love this so much. SO much.

Why do I get the feeling that this is largely based on Trump hitting on Mika repeatedly years ago and being turned down?

“You’re dumb and just jealous that you can’t be my friend and also your face is ugly!” -An Adult Man

I’m not convinced that that isn’t just Mike Huckabee in drag.

look at that teeny tiny hand! I mean good grief, it really is comical.

Melania Drumpf is trash. She parroted that BS about President Obama being a secret Kenyan. She can go back to wherever she came from. I presume Donald still has the bubble wrap she came in.

Why is this asshole calling someone out for a facelift when his wife looks like she can blink her ears?

In a tweet fight about facelifts... Melania needs to do a Homer Simpson and slink into the bushes...

Better idea: we select at least 75% of Senate and House members via a lottery system (based on a certain level of intelligence and over the age of 30), they serve for a two-year term and live in a dorm where they get meals and a stipend to pay their expenses at home (rent or mortgage, pet care, utilities etc) and a…

Can I just say how much I love that one of the stories on the cover of Trump’s fake Time Magazine is about the dangers of global warming? Even your own fake magazine is against you!

I’m considering running on this platform.

That’s a solid policy position.

These pig fuckers can eat my dick and die. I don’t have anything better to say.

I am sick of everyone acting like “business as usual” and showing up for their photo ops like nothing is wrong. This includes public school teachers, HBCU leaders, and even the fucking Senate, hopping a buses for that lame non-meeting. Glad the Congressional Black Caucus won’t let themselves be used like that.

Don’t! He can quit at any time.

The declarations of success at this point highlights what always bugged me about the Process: the timing of when to stop. The whole point (back when we were using original goal posts) was to get a generational talent that can win championships. A LeBron, a KD, a Steph. Other parts, too, but the generational talent…