I certainly hope you’re right, I’m just pessimistic I suppose. I lost a lot of faith in this country after November.

I think in most places in America, your Catholic audition is your checkbook.

People need to get over the misconception that Melania Trump is their imprisoned ally.

She would be an American hero. We would embrace her if she just said, ‘Listen, this guy’d disgusting and I know all his dirty secrets and I’m willing to tell everybody.

As does my cat. He’s a cat.

The one thing I sort of liked about GWB was the fact, at times, he seemed to acknowledge that he was kind of a dumb ass and he knew he really wasn’t fooling anybody.

Sad!

Yeah, nailed it. The fact that the NBA’s attempt at parity hasn’t worked doesn’t mean wide-open, free market sports capitalism is the way to go. That just turns you into the modern La Liga. We could watch the Celtics and Lakers compete for every title forever.

Parity sucks. The 80s and 90s were full of great teams and then the greedy owners sold fans on the mythical “small market”. (There is no such thing as a small market team.) They got the fans to angrily hate teams that payed players what they were worth, by lying about what they could afford to spend in order to…

Can we please stop with this horseshit?

If there were no salary cap and no max contracts, some teams would undoubtedly spend more, and then all teams would have to spend more, increasing both the potential risk and reward of building a team. 

I don’t want to contest you Katherine, but as a citizen of Chicago, what I will tell you is that he is really good at one thing - winning and staying in office.

cool story bro

ACTUALLY LEGITIMATE QUESTION: WHEN CAN WE TALK ABOUT KILLARY WEAKENING STEEL BEAMS IN BENGHAZI WITH CHEMTRAILS?

Punk. Ass. That is what he is. One might even argue his actions were that of a “beta”. Or a “cuck”.

They also have the right to kick her out. They chose not to do so.

only trolls use the term “retarded” as a slur, bro. you’re giving your game away too early.

It is a FUXKING AIRPORT

Nah. I’ll only be happy when he ironically ends up being the one that’s locked up for life. And someone sets his arrest video to Burt Bacharach’s version of “What the World Needs Now.”

Some are born into greatness, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them. Today, this young man achieved greatness.