if he fucking got a job at taco bell after this you’d be blasting taco bell trying to get them fired from that job too

WHATS THE FUCKING END GAME?

do you just want the death penalty for everyone thats ever done something wrong?

how do you know he hadn’t done that privately with the person in question

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

What’s left unanswered and even unasked in this article is what should have happened?

Donald Young is an absolute piece of shit. He gets is ass kicked, sulks like a bitch and acts like a classless asshole, then shamelessly plays the race card and accuses his opponent of racism.

Nibbles is frightened.

Pebbles will live on forever...

I particularly like the bit at the end where a worker goes out to fill the pothole, but they only block traffic from the far right lane, not the lane where the actual pothole is being filled.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

I would have parked much closer to them. Close enough that when they put their car in gear, it would have lurched forward enough to hit my hitch.

Good for him I thought. Maybe I should have flipped over.

It’s not just Strava. Some extremely sensitive information was leaked by an obscure over-50 cross country running app, Harrier 51.

I feel like if you have to tell a spy to not voluntarily wear something called a “tracking device” then they need to take some remedial Spy classes. I’ve never been a spy myself, but I’ve seen enough movies/tv/novels/YouTube videos/episodes of Cheaters to know that I should attempt to avoid “tracking devices” if I…

Remember when there was a time that Deadspin was always upset about the NFL not caring about players breaking the law? You know like Ray Rice knocking out his girlfriend? Now someone says that shit isn’t ok and they will have zero tolerence for it and somehow that’s now bad?

Men, we need to take responsibility for our actions BEFORE we die so that things like this don’t happen. That’s why I just sat my wife and children down on the couch and told them that when Daddy leaves their mother in a few years for a piece of hot young blond ass, there is NO WAY I will leave them out of my will.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Thankfully we’ve taken the necessary steps to cap-tie Chris Wondolowski numerous times just to fully insure he doesn’t get away from the USMNT.

Franco invited him on stage. At that point it’s only fair to give the guy a couple words. But it turned into a room full of Hollywood elite just laughing at him... because that’s what they do to people who aren’t in their circles.