Lettuce is gross and pointless anyway. I will not be taking further questions.
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A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?
I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…
Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.
Game shows are about the hosts. If they don’t play it perfect it doesn’t work. Ferrell’s Trebeck straight man is the glue that let you go from Burt Reynolds to Connery seamlessly. Keenan does a great job as well. But Hader’s evil smile + Tina Fey’s manicial glee on meet your second wife... just made them legendary for…
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So folks are only respectful to you when they’re running a grift? That’s just sad, boss.
I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”
Washington had to be the team that’s gonna take the chance and sign him, right?
I realize Kelsey’s new, and Megan’s at Jezebel, but you should have had someone show you Deadspin house style for lists. Because this really should have been ranked 1-14, with #13 “Getting hit by a copy of Infinite Jest”.
But it’s okay if you use it right, like referring to a penultimate word?
Wow, he’s really lucky, because, while they take drug offenses super-seriously in New Hampshire, they recently repealed the death penalty. Not only that, but hanging was still on the books in NH as one of the possible means of execution, until earlier this year! So, he won’t have to worry about mobs of people…
Voted for lawn darts in the primary, voting for bocce now. But I always wanted a chance to show off, per the comment about customizing your cornhole set, the one I built for our Halloween party this year. The hole lights up and creepy sounds emanate when you score.
Voted for lawn darts in the primary, voting for bocce now. But I always wanted a chance to show off, per the comment…
I was the same age as the kids in the time when the show is set, the school they film in is literally my junior high and high school (Stockbridge High School Class of ‘88), and now the mall they’re filming in is one where I spent a lot of my late teen years (Gwinnett Place, restored from near-death to its 80s glory…
When the headline popped up in my RSS Feed, I honestly thought the Washington Wizards were at a minor league hockey game for some reason...
Ali was also a cop and when you read why he left the force, you’ll dig the guy even more. (summary from his interview on Lillian Garcia’s podcast in the link above)
So... Are we ever going to find out what you did to your head? Or did I miss the big reveal?
I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.
You’re not wrong, but I can’t see not losing my shit.
If it were mine I’d be arrested for assault.