This explains why Root always talked to and about him like he was an idiot

Yes, because he’s doing the Ram commercials.

There’s a long thread on twitter in response to this video by a biologist/conservationist who did her post-grad work with bobcats and the whole thread is worth a read if you haven’t seen it (and maybe a forward if people are dumb enough to think these creatures are anything like housecats. They can’t cross-breed and…

most gun people I know are DYING for a chance to shoot something. 

100%. Odds of hitting a small, surprisingly fast animal with a pistol? 2%?

I mean a stick is more likely to be effective without putting humans in harms way.

I get the throw, but I’m not crazy about it. I couldn’t tell you how I’d react, I guess probably the same, but I dunno, the animal lover in me cringes at that. Then again if it was trying to eat one of MY kitties, I suppose I would chuck a bobcat.

“We haven’t seen a gnome in six months now, unfortunately,”

I like how the girl’s hair is mostly stationary while doing triple digits in a convertible. 

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

“and there was said to be some damage to the Hyundai’s windshield after breaking through the arm at the exit of the drawbridge.”

Are they demanding it from you (aka the family), or her estate? If you, you can tell them to piss up a rope. This is a debt they accrued with the estate, and it will have to wait until such a time as the estate can be settled due to banking issues. This is a debt her estate owes, and those are not transferable to…

Uh.... No, they were supposed to deposit SOME money, but accidentally fat fingered a bunch of numbers.  So it’s like I went to pay you $20 for lunch, but accidentally gave you 20 Bens instead of 20 $1s, because I’m blind and put them in the wrong part of my wallet.

Naw she knows what she did and damn you for making me side with the police! I may never forgive you.

“That doesn’t include the cost of the repairs that will have to be made to the canal itself or the overtime for the folks who helped free the monster container ship.”

Really, $1 billion is chunk of change compared with what Egypt lost while the Ever Given was jammed in the Suez Canal, blocking all traffic. Egypt lost $95 million in transit fees alone during the six-day closure.

Pretending that you can’t read. Good job.

I said out loud “You came back?!” when he showed back up. He’d have been better off taking the L and staying gone, because he looked even dumber when he demanded that apology and she was like “... Nah,” cool as she wanted to be.

Every other white mediocre man who wants to fail upward is waiting.

Who the ever-loving hell looks at Piers Morgan and goes “hold my beer”??