“Ford then slapped the Merkur badge onto it and it sold a little better, but I could buy a V8 Mustang for cheaper.”

No. A convertible Camaro, any convertible Camaro, is the worst Camaro.

I read the article, and started wondering who these io9-expeditioners where, and how I can not know anything about this, even though I read almost every entry to that blog. I tried some google searches and found nothing.
 
And way later that I’d like to admit, I realised that it was just a number. 109 expeditioners, not…

I have somewhat inadvertently ended up as the owner of a 2021 LT1 Convertible

It’s a common problem in sales, and choices in general.

This seems like an odd answer to me. Sure stainless steel does not take paint well but if you just want to make it non reflecting then brushed satin finish is the way to go.

Man, my data’s been leaked so many fucking times at this point, I don’t even care anymore. 

Remember back in the day - the mid-Aughts - when the “Bluetooth Headset Guy” stereotype was prevalent and people rightly derided the jackasses walking around wearing a headset all day. And now AirPods are a “Thing” and jackasses walk around with plastic earbuds shoved in their ears all day but are somehow not derided…

Yeah, how could a white woman possibly ever get the benefit of the doubt over a black man in family court? In America??? I don’t buy it...

She’s stunningly bad, on so many levels, but it’s certainly possible that the worst thing about Durven Dawes’ lawyers was their client.

She’s out to fuck black people in every way imaginable. 

How the fuck do you lose custody to this nasty ass bitch? Like how shitacular was your lawyer?

Then maybe don’t publish an article until you can verify the tax amounts? It seems really irresponsible to write an article that’s just “person makes bold claim!” It’s like publishing an article “Trump says millions of votes were fraudulent” with no follow up (yes I know plenty of outlets did that, but it was bad)

Oh my god this math makes me freaking angry. None of this is how that works. All of the money paid to charity, all of the money paid to moderators, all of that gets deducted from taxes (NOT from net profits). If he is paying 75k to mods, and donating 80k to charity, then that means that his taxable income isn’t 300k,…

So it drew a dick, then got stuck in the mouth of the Suez and there aren’t enough seamen with enough thrust to push it out. And the longer it’s in there, the more screwed we are...

Oh, okay, he only stole a $120k car. Totally normal!

“If you bring me the car I'll give you $3K." - Man with $5000 deductible. 

And this is why guys who get all squirmy and scared whenever the topic of #MeToo comes up should always be suspect.

Thomas Middleditch is what you’d get if you asked someone to draw a caricature of a white man running a pick-up artist seminar at a gaming convention.

Are you guys getting paid to shill for these “contests”,  where the main goal is for the company to collect personal information? It seems like these are posted like once a week now. I’d love for there to be someone who has actually won one of these things to step forward and talk about their experience.