That lady sucked though, because the Tim Hortons worker didn’t do anything to deserve that.

Active, retired or dead, my money is on complaining about kids.

I’m Canadian, but I’m sure to some degree the same applies. I was a pretty smart kid. In the “gifted” program and all that bullshit (which honestly had no benefit and just made expectations higher and other kids/parents resent me). I grew up in the suburbs of “bible belt” southern Ontario in the late 90s and early…

Just gather them altogether in the parade ground, shout Heil Hitler, and see how many of the motherfuckers raise their hands and shout it back. Then have them shot. The next week do the same thing, but shout The South Shall Rise Again...

MAYBE if they discharged every Centurion with racist tattoos

Wait. so a child has a toy gun on his desk during a Zoom class, and he gets a visit from the cops and gets suspended ... but a politician brandishes his weapon in the Zoom meeting, and he gets a hearty belly laugh?

Just because it gets hard again doesn’t make the memories of hearing “is it in?” go away.

You’d think once they came out with ED meds, 40+yo men’s fascination with brandishing large guns would have eased up.

I like that the memo about leaks...was leaked.

Buck up there, chum. Here’s a quarter for the bubble gum machine or Pac-Mans or whatever it is you rascals are up to these days.

Streisand effect in full force.

I have a friend that is a huge Cyber Formula fan from when he was a kid. The first time I stayed with him in Japan, I found out he has a glass case full of memorabilia for it. When I went last, I brought him a complete copy of Cyber Spin as a gift, since I figured he’d never seen it.

Turns out I was right! He had no…

Helena is the daughter outing her mom, Therese is the punchee.

Adam I’m going to give you some TL;DR material; I seem to do this a lot with your posts.

What you can’t see from this angle is that the fifth cleat from the left, in the upper row, says “Proudly sponsored by Hoser68".

I do have a box of old Xbox 360 controllers in storage for this purpose. But as I have got older its been harder to find local gaming friends. My Switch usually occupies this space these days and is the only console I have multiple controllers for (it helped that the joycons already made 2 and that I needed at least…

I don’t see how having a few meters long USB cable can be an issue for people to the extent that they’d rather use disposable batteries for those times when they want to game longer than however long the controller’s battery lasts. I don’t know how long the Xbox controller’s battery lasts but I’ve heard that it’s…

The reality is, virtually anyone in the US who wants to make that “joke” better look in the mirror first.

*from a totally preventable cause if everyone followed basic ass precautions.

Excellent low-key Simpsons reference, though it should really be stylized as “that’s a’ firin’.”