This.

“that’s nuts”

They should also probably avoid Thai and Chinese restaurants and most bakeries, including pet bakeries. If I had a child with a severe nut allergy, I’d worry about cross-contamination at ANY restaurant. I’m sure it’s terrifying and damn inconvenient, but at least with a restaurant called PB&J, they can consciously…

Apparently the museum has a lunch room for school field trips where peanuts have always been allowed.

Sound like a personal problem to me, frankly.

This hating pineapple on a pizza thing is just a boring internet affectation brought about by the social media hive mind. This is 2020's version of telling people your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

A.K.A. “Americans”

Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious. You fuckers all hate it because pop culture tells you to hate it.

It’s always amazed me that people who are so afraid of being tracked carry around always-on smart phones.

Exactly. They could end as stupid as you.

Not far enough if they are armed. And quite a few of these idiots are. Heavily.

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

Whatever angle you take on this, make sure you are talking to these people from at least ten feet away.

Yeah, it’s not even a 2500 or a dually, nor is it lifted aftermarket at all. Bone stock, although it is the offroad trim package.

The environment thanks both of them.

To be one of “those” trucks, it’d need (a) bigger wheels (36" minimum), (b) 4" more lift, be immaculately clean (having rarely been off of suburban asphalt), (c) the absence of actual cargo in the bed (trucks don’t haul, do they?), and (d) more patriotic accoutrements (such as an actual American flag or, at a minimum,…

It’s sad that my experience with big stupid trucks (being from rural Indiana where big stupid trucks are required) means I expected this truck to be a lot bigger and stupider. 

First, this Power Wagon is just the latest in a long line of legendary Power Wagons. Second, I’m a little disappointed in Dax. If he was as big of a car guy as I know he is (his ‘67 Lincoln is the tits), he would have bought the 707hp Ram TRX:

I hope Jason Segel continues to ignore this guy.

"Jason Segel would have killed me."