This hating pineapple on a pizza thing is just a boring internet affectation brought about by the social media hive mind. This is 2020's version of telling people your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

A.K.A. “Americans”

Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious. You fuckers all hate it because pop culture tells you to hate it.

It’s always amazed me that people who are so afraid of being tracked carry around always-on smart phones.

Exactly. They could end as stupid as you.

Not far enough if they are armed. And quite a few of these idiots are. Heavily.

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

Whatever angle you take on this, make sure you are talking to these people from at least ten feet away.

Yeah, it’s not even a 2500 or a dually, nor is it lifted aftermarket at all. Bone stock, although it is the offroad trim package.

The environment thanks both of them.

To be one of “those” trucks, it’d need (a) bigger wheels (36" minimum), (b) 4" more lift, be immaculately clean (having rarely been off of suburban asphalt), (c) the absence of actual cargo in the bed (trucks don’t haul, do they?), and (d) more patriotic accoutrements (such as an actual American flag or, at a minimum,…

It’s sad that my experience with big stupid trucks (being from rural Indiana where big stupid trucks are required) means I expected this truck to be a lot bigger and stupider. 

First, this Power Wagon is just the latest in a long line of legendary Power Wagons. Second, I’m a little disappointed in Dax. If he was as big of a car guy as I know he is (his ‘67 Lincoln is the tits), he would have bought the 707hp Ram TRX:

Can confirm, all Porsche cars have very tight pedals... as they should be. Distant pedals are an abomination.

Shhh, you can’t support hot takes with that kind of story.

The Bentley Continental GT, a car that is kinda in the same category but with an IC engine, also weighs 5,000 pounds. BMW M850 is 5,300 pounds.

According to a guy on Reddit, the actual thing that happened was the driver leaned over to pick up something from the footwell, and the car started rolling. He tried to push the brakes to stop it, but stomped the throttle instead, and probably panicked when it shot forward.

This Taycan weighs close to if not more than 5,000 pounds. It is an SUV in the shape of a sedan

I hope Jason Segel continues to ignore this guy.

"Jason Segel would have killed me."