This hating pineapple on a pizza thing is just a boring internet affectation brought about by the social media hive mind. This is 2020's version of telling people your favorite Christmas movie is Die Hard.

A.K.A. “Americans”

Pineapple on pizza is fucking delicious. You fuckers all hate it because pop culture tells you to hate it.

It’s always amazed me that people who are so afraid of being tracked carry around always-on smart phones.

Exactly. They could end as stupid as you.

Not far enough if they are armed. And quite a few of these idiots are. Heavily.

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

Whatever angle you take on this, make sure you are talking to these people from at least ten feet away.

Much like wearing a cross or getting religious symbols tattooed on your body, yes.

I want to add that carrying a special talisman at all times to symbolize membership and camaraderie within an organization and being punished for not keeping it on their person is some weird cult indoctrination shit.

As a former Coast Guard Officer who cherishes his OCS challenge coin these make feel dirty.

Yeah, it’s not even a 2500 or a dually, nor is it lifted aftermarket at all. Bone stock, although it is the offroad trim package.

The environment thanks both of them.

To be one of “those” trucks, it’d need (a) bigger wheels (36" minimum), (b) 4" more lift, be immaculately clean (having rarely been off of suburban asphalt), (c) the absence of actual cargo in the bed (trucks don’t haul, do they?), and (d) more patriotic accoutrements (such as an actual American flag or, at a minimum,…

It’s sad that my experience with big stupid trucks (being from rural Indiana where big stupid trucks are required) means I expected this truck to be a lot bigger and stupider. 

First, this Power Wagon is just the latest in a long line of legendary Power Wagons. Second, I’m a little disappointed in Dax. If he was as big of a car guy as I know he is (his ‘67 Lincoln is the tits), he would have bought the 707hp Ram TRX:

professional public arts artist here - the fabricated sculpture would have cost < US$2k. not sure where everyone is getting these crazy dollar amounts from unless they’re being pulled out of their asses (quite common in these comments)

Okay, I thought I was way too fucking high reading that part, thank you for realizing what happened for me because I re-read that about a dozen times and wondered why they were conflating a human face for the face of an object. I’ll build the navigational beacon for the aliens, we’re done here.

I hope Jason Segel continues to ignore this guy.

"Jason Segel would have killed me."