For your sake, I hope this is good advice. Otherwise, you might get sacked.

I’ve been trying to buy a Wii U on discount for 7 months now with no luck.

How high were you writing that headline?

Probably nothing. Maybe real cop didn’t come to a complete stop at a stop sign before proceeding. Likely something very minor but something with a shred of truth so that the con artist (fake cop) could scare his victim into just paying cash to get out of the ‘ticket’.

Holy shit. That’s gorgeous!

The original Driver had working turn signals. Not sure if that’s before Porsche Unleashed or not.

Are... are we soulmates?

Are... are we soulmates?

There’s definitely something to be said about cooking a burger in it’s own grease and the Griddler allows that to happen (and drains fairly well after you’ve cooked the patty), but I just find that the taste is a little bland using the Griddler.

There’s definitely something to be said about cooking a burger in it’s own grease and the Griddler allows that to…

The Cuisanart Griddler is an excellent appliance. Great for making burgers or steaks (all I’ve made so far) in the winter so I don’t have to go outside in the snow. And it’s faster!

The Cuisanart Griddler is an excellent appliance. Great for making burgers or steaks (all I’ve made so far) in the…

Mario Party 10 for Wii U is $42 on Amazon?

Mario Party 10 for Wii U is $42 on Amazon?

...And? You say that like it’s a bad thing.

I work for a roadside assistance provider in Canada. I dispatched a helicopter to tow a vehicle once.

I work in a call centre for a Roadside Assistance company. I hear our dispatchers say “VIN number” dozens of times every day.

So you’re saying the cost of the parking ticket would be greater than your $100 deductible, plus the time of having to go get the windshield replaced and submitting an insurance claim? Never mind that making a few of those claims will increase your insurance premiums...

Don’t forget the Simpsons or the Mummy.

People in on the joke. It’s a troll-job.

Wow, two round lamps and that’s paying homage to the Mark IV?

And they’re gone.

And they’re gone.

Gears of War 4 (XBONE) is $35 on Amazon.com

Have you ever been to Vegas? Because if you had, you’d have seen dozens of people busking in 30+ pound outfits full of fur.