The more I hear about Top Gear and Chris Evans, the more I hate Chris Evans. I don’t have any particular affinity for Matt Leblanc, but Chris’ efforts to submarine him are working against him.

No, it’s more to the point about how you ignorantly shit on something harmless with no impact to you that other people are enjoying.

You must be popular at parties.

That’s not apples to apples though. If there were less cars on the road in the 80s, their were less obstructions and less other people to worry about on the road. Also less people to crash into you.

I largely like it. I have it serious consideration a few years ago when I bought my Focus.

I also do not believe that the pie boxes were ever used or contained food.

There’s also Project Cars, which is a good, if shallow, sim.

Why isn’t this available in print?!

Exactly how I felt. I was actually confused as to what was going on for the first 20 minutes or so.

Much like you, I’ve had countless good experiences with Delta and no bad ones and yet, I’m always inundated with “Don’t Fly Delta” when I tell people I plan on flying Delta when going on vacation/work trips.

Quebec isn’t French the way that France is French, though. Quebec probably gives zero shits about anything France does and I’m sure France cares even less about Quebec.

Whoa guys! There was like, totally, a crack in the road there and that probably, like totally, threw off the car balance and sent it into a spin. Very easy to see how this could happen! Could have been any of us!

I used to carry mountains of candy with me to class and I was sober. I’ll be your plausible deniability.

I used to carry mountains of candy with me to class and I was sober. I’ll be your plausible deniability.

Go to any sports store and that’s what they are.

We can’t all roll coal like entitled assholes, can we?

Good article and satire, but became obvious when you stated Subaru was switching from the Impreza WRX to the BRZ for rallying.

I would watch the shit out of that.

You rang?

Those are not athletic socks. Athletics socks are $20 for 2 pair and have support.

1) Who sits and wipes?! I didn’t know THAT was an option. That has to be more challenging than standing.