Nope. Her modesty talk/slut shaming during MeToo makes her a dumpster fire pairing with the “no preggo models” guy.

Really? No mention that she’s using her neuroscience degree to push snake oil caffeine pills to unlock your brain power, or has had a bad history of anti-vaxx sentiments?

My dad used to do it to me and my brothers. You grab around the front of someone’s leg, just above the knee, and squeeze hard. I think it hits major nerves on either side of your leg? It hurts in the weirdest way. Painful, but also you want to scream and giggle? I think I peed my pants once. It’s one of the most…

Lindsey fighting for his love of cock.

This is how you know I’m Gen X (or Xennial for the five people who use that expression). The only thing I know about that guy is…Dennis! I hope Arvid, Janice, and Jawaharlal turned out not to be assholes at least.

unless you get paranoid that someone’s chasing you

Right?! We have ALL had that friend.

Finding out your mother died, from an interviewer, and being grief-stricken is hardly “crybaby” behavior. 

Maybe there should be more role models of young people who smoke pot and didn't become parents who clearly resent their kids?

I’m going to go ahead and guess that you don’t share the same feelings about alcohol/caffeine/sugar etc?  

Based on current animal and human studies as well as on interviews with athletes and information from the field, cannabis can be performance enhancing for some athletes and sports disciplines.

Organized religion is fucking stupid and (should be) irrelevant to politics.

Imagine living in fear of not being able to get your magic cannibalism-by-proxy cracker each Sunday.

Corollary:  If any Good Dogs do bad things, the fault can always be traced back to a human.

You’re insulting a DOG? When the Republicans in Congress still exist? What a waste of time.

Alright, well.

Joe Biden is not directing them to defend Trump against her claims.

Yup, if I have the choice to go to a business with, or without a fish, I will go to the fishless business every time.

It’s that way here in Nashville.  If a business has a “Christian fish” on it, that tells me to avoid going there.

I actually don’t think this is really about Ellie Kemper for most folks. Like, unless you’re a huge fan of Kimmie Schmidt (which I’d argue was Titus’ show in the long run) or the Office, she’s a non-entity. I’m not interested in her involvement at all.