Can we talk about that beard? That would be a perfectly lovely beard... if he’d shaved it from the neck-meets-head line.

But I still live in a society in which this is now established case law. So you’re welcome to be flippant, but you’re avoiding the fundamental question.

Next time you find one of those new “freestyle” coke fountains that can mix in additional flavors try coke zero with cherry. I can’t get enough of the stuff.

Sorry but this is a horseshit opinion. Coke Zero tastes a lot different from Diet Coke, it’s sweeter and has that spicy, slightly citrusy flavor to it like Coca-Cola whereas Diet Coke does not. (The “base formula” of Coke Zero is the original Coke formula whereas the base formula of Diet Coke was and is the New Coke…

I actually think she’s pretty bland too. Good for them

*I would beat the bitch, not my mom, just to be clear.

My mom is 70 years old... if some smug bitch did this to her, I swear to god I would beat her senseless.

True fact: “2 Sides of Gravy” is the Secret Service’s code name for Trump.

My spouse is right there with you. Got used to the taste and can’t give it up because regular is too sweet.

it’s possible Mother doesn’t let him have sweets

Self hating, closeted, “good Christian Man”. Rentboy stories to follow in a few months.

Foot surgery or iPhone, Jason. You can only have one!

If Jeff Session prosecutes somebody for laughing at him, I should be on death row.

“One of the Ohio family members, Daniel Moore, told the Vindicator that Zuckerberg acted like, ‘a very cool guy,’ who is, “taking steps to do a lot of very positive things with his money.’”

Whatever, maybe I’m a sucker but I actually liked the ad. Life is complicated but some things aren’t - if you’ve worked with someone to build something and had a positive experience, why wouldn’t you sit down and socialise with them. Engaging with each other more and straying from our self-imposed “camps” is what we…

Where are all the dudes who have never read the book, or heard about Margaret Atwood before this week, to tell me what to think of the show?

You can defend most crimes this way.

They’re like Disney villains.

I predict the event will just be Hope Hicks throwing raw eggs at passing children while Stephen Miller shrieks “ENJOY YOUR LAST BIG GOVERNMENT HANDOUT, DICKBAGS!”

“He was born in Sicily or Donegal or Dubrovnik”