Anybody know where Hank Siemers is these days?

This must be more than a shiner. “Kidney procedure”, sure.

Yes.

his name is Razzmatazz JazzHands.

I’m sorry to hear that. Have you tried apologizing yet?

Haven’t slept in two nights and was puzzled by Selena’s hookup with the married Canadian PM.

Don’t get me started on my sister, mainly because anything I’d say would somehow get back to her. She is the devil Thoughts & Prayers

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Most definitively, even her lame excuse about not knowing them was complete bullshit as well.

The Yale/New Haven resident racial and class dichotomy is pretty stark and the violence from decades prior still gives New Haven a shitty reputation which I think worsens the average racism and paranoia a white person going into Yale might come with. But you have to be a pretty hard core racist to ignore…

For real, who the hell knows every single person in a dorm? And do people at Yale not visit each other in the dorms or something?

I can’t take yall anywhere.

Fuck that. Some jackass shows up at my house because I said their service was bad is likely to either catch these hands or a shotgun blast, depending on who’s home and who answered the door (my wife can’t fight, but you give her a 12 gauge and end of story).

I don’t know how I originally missed this crazy story! I would ABSOLUTELY be terrified if a strange man showed up at my door and repeatedly called me claiming to be the manager of a restaurant I had just reviewed on Yelp. That is inappropriate, unprofessional, threatening, and downright crazy. That is an appropriate…

Mon Dieu, I am deaded.

There should be a 9-11 for White people and a real 9-11 for the rest of us.

Oh and fuck Duke as school, team, and organization. Also assholes.

To quote the philosopher Bo Burnham,