That kid is nothing but suspiciously cute! And Dad too.

When I went to college and saw someone walking around, usually we would be like Hey Whats Up. Keep walking. If it was someone on my floor I didn’t know I would ask them if I could help them. Our dorm had 1000 people in it. If they were asleep we would try to be quiet, or do funny things to their face if it was a…

He’s speaking that Spanglish.

I don’t like how the customer is playing the victim.

He was a dick with a singular focus on his superiority. Also Duke sux.

Fixed it!

Can’t see his face without thinking of rape and mayhem from Outlander. It was so hard not to judge the fuck out of him when he would go back to being her husband. What a mindfuck.

My first nude drawing class was at the torpedo factory in the nineties. Shout out to the awesome looking 70-something black male gymnastics teacher who was our first model! sha-zam

Both of their shirts should read “DGAF” jeesus

I haven’t watched tv in years and get all my news from the internet. When “vegan” became a buzzword, I saw it in print all the time but never heard it. My mom had a silver Vega in the 70's with blazing hot black vinyl seats, so I thought it was “vega-n”. Learned it was veeeeegan after saying it a few times in public.…

I don’t know why, but this morning I woke up thinking about her. At the very beginning I was like, ok, she’s vapid but maybe doesn’t understand. But now, seeing she stays in Washington with her office next to her dad, she’s evil. I can’t see a way where she doesn’t understand exactly what she is supporting every day.

Wow.

I hope they didn’t yell “Hootie” at you all the time. I had a manager at Pier 1 20 years ago who got that all the time. He stayed mad.

I had a past boyfriend who went to Chicago on business, didn’t call or answer my calls for a week. I was done with him after that. He was incredulous. “Don’t you want to hear my explanation?!?” No. Ha. He was a dick before that, it was just the icing on the cake. I am usually the type who is like, oh gosh please tell…

I am 44 - when I look at guys under 35, I just can’t get over their baby faces. But then I look at guys who are 50 and have obviously lived a hard life. My last bf is 51 but he looks damn good still. Plus I am in a rural area and there are way too many men who think camo is a winner for every day attire.

I’ve been visiting Kiev every three months since 2008

Yes! I was trying to figure out how they even happened.

Sadly, she wouldn’t, ever. Thank god for you :-)

I’m going to sound so naive but...sexually harassing and coming on to him? I don’t get how people go to work and think that way. I told my (male) friend I don’t understand how Louis CK can go to work and think “I know all these ladies want to see my penis.” My friend told me I had obviously never had a penis lol. But…

And there are literally “versions.” King James Version. Says it on the cover.