I imagine interviewing Steve Bannon involves a lot of...spittle.

Buy a house - buy new clothes - wear new clothes - drop them on the floor - buy new house - repeat. “My Rich Life”

I bought a used 2014 Leaf SL about 4 months ago- love it! Roomy and low maintenance. My car before this one was a 2001 Disco so it was quite a change. Hope to get another Leaf around 2020 ish. It’s not super convenient for trips as I am in rural NC, but charging stations are starting to pop up. I have lost one bar so…

The pizza in my contract was every Friday night though.

OMG that sounds horrible. Just tell everyone that you were in training for Olympic Sneezing. :-)

Maybe they’ll make a follow-up divorce vid?

“Then why do so many guys post Zoolander selfies, shirtless gym pics, and professionally photographed headshots? They’re trying too hard—and it shows. The woman you’re looking for probably doesn’t care about that stuff.”

that is mind blowing!! OMG

Carney is a bit self-obsessed. I wonder if J-Law was conned by the guys who sell tickets to the boat that goes closest to lady liberty? She looks pretty close!

So amazing!! I have literally just folder my towel up underneath my boobs to keep the sweat from dripping down when I dry my hair. There was an old ad that said a lady shouldn’t be able to hold a pencil under her boobs or they weren’t perky enough. I can hide a 64 pack of crayolas :-)

Cartoons trump (please excuse) news shows because of interviews like these. No one can actually talk policy anymore, just blast us with bs.

My friend works in mental health. One of her patients was really set on pretending he was a congress member, would give speeches etc. She asked him what work he wanted to do when he grew up. “I don’t want to work. I’m going to be a politican.” yes boy!

Yes toddler is the perfect picture word!

When I see a pic or video of him with arms crossed- I guess he thinks he comes across as decisive and powerful but really it just looks like he’s being petulant and insecure, especially when other world leaders have normal body language. So bizarre.

People pay for stuff all the time and don’t show up. Gym memberships- heard that from a friend. Money in place of participation? My co-worker coaches a 7-10 year old girls softball team. #1 request he makes of parents - Can you bring your kids to practice? #2- how about games? A distant #3 is actually go outside with…

It’s good to know your limits! Made me chuckle.

LOL...I looked them up..wow.

My god how old were they 5 years ago??

And God said unto him SUCKETH IT THE FUCK UP

It’s Edge of Tomorrow and they don’t have to build a different game!