How to drive in Australia

Who is going to read Ansel’s biography years from now with the story about how Spacey hit on him?

Fuck Yes! I am wondering which of my NC representatives will step up to propose my Loose Cannon Law.

She came through town recently and my friends’ pre-teens were PSYCHED to see her and apparently that age group made up most of the crowd. I can only imagine as she’s recording this song and doing the video she’s thinking “the twelve year olds are going to LOVE this!” I just wonder what it’s like to be a pop star - or…

Bees will take our jobs now. Find all the bees and kick them out of the country.

“Former Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester isn’t here for the kinds of strange ridiculously expensive and frequently unsettling uglyaf beauty trends” 

Made me snort out loud :-)

And she gets to pass all that on to her kids!

From the angle in the photo, SNL’s Vanessa Bayer is going to make an incredible Mercedes Schlapp! Can’t wait to see it this weekend. 

Cheryl is so beautiful and also molests underage boy pop singers? I thought that kid already came out...but that is another one direction guy...Louis...can’t keep up with all the directions.

Their dead immigrant ancestors are slapping the backs of their heads...but with ghost hands they don’t get much satisfaction.

Why didn’t he say “failing Nordstrom-sad”

Yes I’m on week 3 and it is pretty cool. I’ll probably start over when I’m done and do 1/2 the amount at very long duration. During the push-up breaks I do the squat challenge so I keep my blood moving. I use glutamine after work outs so I don’t get sore and that has been working well. Just using their structure keeps…

Let’s look broody and break a lamp?

It has been 4 days. 4 Freakin Days. I was wondering how we would withstand a few months of this, much less years, because I am not believing the law suits or ethics violations or constitutional violations or even just human decency violations will be enough for the congress to get him the fuck out. And I remembered,…

Why in God’s name would Spicer want that job?????

I had to come back to this page for a bit- decided to check out Trump’s facebook page and saw some of my family members and friends who liked his posts. WTF? It is full of slogans and exclamation points and people posting from the middle east in support of him? It was a different planet.

#notallmacaques

I am guaranteed to take my daily health walks to the mail box!

I was thinking it was some kind of medieval torture device that people have made into a new workout tool.