Goddamn. I didn't think that I'd say this, but I feel lucky that I just have to put up with John Key; the hair pulling, jokingly talking about prison rape, calling Christmas Island prisoners "murderers and rapists" Prime Minister.

Of the 23 years that I've been on this rock, one piece of media has resonated and stuck with me in a way where I just can't get it out of my thoughts, since I finished it (except for Bicentennial Man, as it had me confront the concept of death).

Enjoy that delusion. I'd make a more creative retort, but you're not worth it.

I mean, those Bowl names are pretty dumb, but they're not exactly Bitcoin St. Petersburg Bowl dumb.

As it has been confirmed, I am great. Now all worship the pig god.

Time to be the only person that votes for Deutschland 83.

When they came to New Zealand back in 2011 I believe, Jay-Z was opening for them for some reason. This still astounds me.

How old is the kid. While it's pretty damn good, it's definitely not for younger kids.

In that case, I'll have to beat him twice.

Where's your embarrassment?

Once more, I am great. Furthermore, time to get my winning streak to nine while I beat that chump on top.

I keep meaning to subscribe, but I then remember that I'm broke. What I have read though just showed the glorious mess that is the WWE.

Then what you need is some wrestling journalism. It's got everything you like out of comics journalism, but is at least three times more insane.

I am great, and actually here at a time where I can have a somewhat on time comment.

Don't forget when their world gets shattered when Donald Trump loses the primary to probably Marco Rubio.

Did you miss the part where Kotaku and Polygon (the "enemy" in your world) responded to your accusations and clarified their ethics standards, or the severely increased number of disclosure comments at the end of articles, no matter how tenuous that connection is. You clearly haven't though, or you would have focused…

the NBA is league that's highly reliant on the play-offs. Unless your team is one of the six that are on the bubble, the regular season is fairly pointless. The prevalence of Hack-a-Shaq doesn't help either.

Better than Real Salt Lake.

Beyond the '96 to '99 term where we had to work out the kinks (and Winston Peters), the system has been working rather well, and has in general made the political process more open, as people now expect that various members of a coalition can argue in public (Labour routinely used the Greens to get things through even…

I watched that clip, and then went on a video journey of Austin Breaking/getting broken by various automobiles. I want to see where your selection will lead me tomorrow.