To be honest, the worst thing you can do is walk around Rio staring at your phone, completely unaware of your surroundings.

You can just put it on when you go to catch a Pokemon. Why is everyone on the internet so binary?

Nah just adblock everything - i can’t tell you how many times I’ve clicked on an ad because it happens to wait just an extra second before it starts to appear.

The hardest part about eating Pokemon is getting their legs apart. I’ll see myself out.

How could you leave Delly off

Killyourself

You my good fellow are mentally challenged, but, you are not a savant. The day after the election you along with millions of other “make greater againers” will be sobbing into your cornflakes.

Best ignorant post ever!!! Let’s just hope you are not this stupid in real life.

Tough sleepin’ under a bridge all the time, with only goats to eat, right?

You do recall that Rapelisthberger was accused more than once of sexual assault...

NOT ENOUGH CAPS. SAD!

This is the biggest load of sh*t I have ever read on Deadspin.

You forgot to call us “sheeple.” This post is illegitimate.

U funny

It is amazing how effective Faux News has been at turning intelligent people in to morons.

Next to Trump Clinton looks like a rational choice. Look where our country is. Sad. Like your trolling.

This is the greatest retort I've ever seen.

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What about whale sharks?