The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

Pictured: those defenders.

You could just have written about the confrontation but at the end you took things further and peppered in some practical advice on how to modify the vehicle to prevent this. The extra effort you put in is noticed and appreciated.

This is gonna sound name-dropping insidery but beating the Hawk-Eye is a very real thing for the lines crew. You get up for it. You get your call challenged, it goes to the Hawk-Eye, everybody starts clapping, it says yep you got it right, that’s fun. You can’t acknowledge it, but deep down, fuck yeah you are pumping…

That’s a web gem.

No cap, no max contract size, no draft, no college basketball, and the bottom four teams at the end of each regular season get relegated to a semipro league and replaced by that league’s top four teams.

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

Southwest don’t do this regardless of the ticket level you bought. But they also don’t charge you to carry on, or check luggage, or use the bathroom...

wait until you get to drunk Pinoe!

It is patently ridiculous that US Soccer, the non-profit organization thats primary purpose is to promote soccer in this country, does not pay the men’s and the women’s team equally. I don’t care which team earns more for US Soccer or less, the whole point is that the organization takes money from its money-making…

These very same reporters actually work and have always worked in an industry in which you can totally tell someone you’re taking a job, then decide not to take the job before you’ve signed anything, and while it may bum that someone out, they have zero legal recourse to somehow force you to take the job. That’s…

Safety aside, from an enjoyment perspective, I don’t know why you would bring a 2-year-old child to a baseball game, it can’t possibly be fun for anyone involved. And if you can afford the lower deck, you can afford a sitter.

HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

He plead guilty to federal money laundering charges and still couldn’t win a Republican office??? WTF???

I can’t imagine how tough that must be, and the strength it must take, but it looks like he's got it to spare. I’m glad that he has support from his colleagues. Good words at the end. Never let anybody define who you are.

“Sir, we’re losing altitude!” “Engage bottom rotor!”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

That’s some straight-up Manitowoc beauty right there.