To be fair, it’s not exactly the easiest thing in the world to build an engine that’ll last at full throttle for 500 miles.

All the props to him for making this mistake on a track.

I don’t care where they hide them, just so long as they continue to be that blatantly obvious. Because let me tell you, that crappy job of hiding the radar emitter is the only way to confirm a car has Distronic on the used market. Go ahead. Search for an old Mercedes on a standard site and put “Distronic” or “radar…

Do Americans ever realise just how weird their obsession with guns and private gun ownership looks to the rest of the world?

Mandatory :

*out of breathe* Guys... I just commented on a foxtrot alpha post. What a mistake! These guys are incredibly salty because their journalists only post once a month and they are just praying an unsuspecting jalop takes a wrong turn and comments on one of their dusty old posts like I did. I warn you, don’t go over…

When questioned about the incident the man said, “If only I had a gun in the other hand, I could have stopped myself.”

This is the only part of business or economics in general that I’m actually curious about (normally I find finance dull and/or scary).

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

C’mon, seriously. I am a died in the wool liberal, and I think Obama should have done this three years ago.

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

Or the fact that 60% of dudes in construction (ladies too) are just there for a paycheck and could give fuck all about the job or company they work for until it’s gone.

I always root for the bull.

I’m fine with this.

pony?

the engine will only last 31,000 miles.

I haven’t seen an NHL player’s parents this excited about him making it big since Jack Johnson made his debut.

Here, let me make a Black Guy version of this list for you:

I mean, I personally think name tattoos are tacky and basic as hell. Like, girl, you do you, but don’t pretend like all-lower-case-cursive-name-on-your-neck tattoos are like, OBJECTIVELY better than a tweaked-out bear. People have opinions. Get used to it.

I hate to be Team Tattoo Artist, but just like you can decide where you want your tattoos, he can also decide what work he’ll stand behind and what he WON’T. Clearly you have artistic differences, as evident by your contempt of his other work. So why would you use him in the first place?