Only in America can SHE get a job but Kaepernick is a “distraction”

You get a star! (As I look at the extended warranty receipt sitting on my desk that gets me another 80K of mileage for warranty).

He is our Steven A. Smith.

I read that in the voice of Jeremy Clarkson

So much this. Container ships dropping off furniture and other household items are soon going to be returning full of softwood lumber. The trickle-down economic benefit to the US middle class is going to be increasing home prices.

First human woman in history to give birth to an orangutan

Needs to be a Canadian car- So a recent Camaro will do the trick- preferably convertible. 

True- If you are going to be stupid, at least be smart about where you do it.

NO- Campingwagon is best wagon

I have a 2014 with the massive radar/mercedes badge- I think it looks better but LOTS of (older) merc owners think that this makes the badge to large and flashy. There is no pleasing everybody and no use trying.

Us Canadians get the coloUrs!

If they keep falling, their teams will probably start giving them a 1 off race at the Indy 500 too just to protect them.

So what is the battery life like? Also- how come most reviewers don’t talk about the out of the box downgraded resolution of the screen? I was considering jumping from LG to Samsung this generation but the smaller battery and lowered resolution of the screen to preserve battery life raises a big red flag.

Funny- I can’t stand these 4 cars- They even managed to ruin a Skyline for me.

Heck, I’m Canadian and I fully believe that al-Assad is in desperate need of catching a bullet. My dislike of Donald Trump doesn’t blind me to the fact that the US needs to actually backup the talk of no chemical weapons use.

But is he Scottie Pippen large?

Thank you for digging up my old, Iraqi friend.

How the hell am I finding Mitt freaking Romney more likeable than either of the current two candidates? I’m going to bed.

Ok fellow Jalops, explain to me how I convince the wife to take the 2014 wagon, allowing me to “upgrade” to this one? Do I let HER have the new wagon initially, knowing that she won’t like the stiffer ride and will want to swap for the “standard” E63S that actually has a comfort setting?

Pretty much the only car I would trade in the wagon for. Hell- I liked the look of the old one just fine, the new one is icing on the cake!