That’s what she said.

More like 1989, but it’s totally close enough, dude.

No, Illinois is not in Michigan.

pretty sure that’s a subaru dude!

I’m biased... but:

Honda Prelude.

BRONCO!!

I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

I judge people by the tires they put on their cars. I think that’s the most telling thing. Tires are like shoes.

Yep. The UK left the EU because the EU is a sinking ship. Germany should be following suit soon, which will be the death knell.

All the Ford RS200's!

I’m going to import a... oh fuck, I live here.

Nice sierra. Is that a Escort body kit?

That’s an Escort.

Landboat.

And that’s why it’s not the 23 hour, 55 minutes of Le Mans.

Let me rephrase that for you since that somehow went over your head- Porsche actually delivers on their promises without fault. Tesla has claimed that their car will do X thing and have X feature. The car comes out and X feature doesn’t work and has to be recalled or they push the car’s release back a year since they…

I’ll bet there’s a shitload of Jiffy Lube stories we’ve not heard about... a shitload.

How many oil changes and tire rotations do you suppose Jiffy Lube does in a day? Now, We have heard of what, a hand full of fuck ups? Math people. Do you think that a dealership has never fucked up someones car?