evilsupermonkey
EvilSuperMonkey
evilsupermonkey

Politics is bad, twitter is poison, put them together and you see the worst of people. Progressive, liberals, conservatives, libertarians, doesn’t matter people are blinded by politics and twitters anonymity brings out the worse in them. Thank you for being a sane and decent person.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with

Good thing no one ever walks around with nagging orthopedic issues due to a wrestling career in high school and college. Oh wait.

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

Volvo is coming

This deeply goes against modern American politics where one’s own team is the only source of truth, whatever they do and the other is evil no matter what but...

Sure do love all the perfect parents in this comment section who have never, ever fucked up, not even once. Not even when they are tired, or stressed, or sick, or overworked or running on fumes.

I distribute these to all of our local daycares and preschools! you leave the bracelet on the car seat strap when you take the kid, out and when you put the kid in you take the bracelet off the strap and put it on your wrist

I got really into Overwatch right at release—and then lost interest about two months in—largely because of crap like this (I mained Reinhardt, for whatever that’s worth).

The way people will pick at each other over character selections in a game is absolutely mind-boggling. If you’re in ranked play, I sorta get it, as

If this were a movie, there would’ve been  a training montage with him and Roy Nielson failing to catch chickens then eating together at KFC.

Always being wrong has conditioned me to take criticism well.

Serves those bandwagon Las Vegas fans right. 5 years ago I bet most of them didn’t even know Vegas had a team.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

I don’t think you understand what a pyramid scheme is... People investing in what you think is a game that won’t ever get finished does not make something a pyramid scheme.

There’s nothing shady about what they’ve been doing. It’s pure, crowdfunded development, it’s the same as kickstarter or patreon, but over many

If this takes off (and for the love of all that is good, I hope it doesn’t), here are some things I plan to invent:

It’s only a dog whistle if you actually mean it that way. If it’s not what a person really means, then the perceiver has simply misread the statement. And there’s not a whole lot of room for interpretation here. I think it’s extremely clear that Musk was operating in a specific context. Topolsky isn’t dredging up that

This is terrible for this man and other people like him, but the problem isn’t with Uber, it’s that a medallion is $700k. This artificial economy has always been problematic. There are also issues with ride sharing, but the answer lies somewhere in the middle, not protecting this outdated system.

*sheepishly raises hand*