I guess I’m going to be the contrarian here. Something will eventually need to be done about China demanding an unequal playing field, especially with regard to intellectual property rights.

100% of the fish die after being released.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

“isn’t it ‘interesting’ that Sarah Huckabee Sanders answered a question about racist police violence by going off on a wild, panicked tangent about the economy and border security?”

Sport Trac Adrenaline still looks good today.

You forgot the suburban compensators.

I never wanted to meet him! I just wanted a picture! YOU CAN’T DISAPPOINT A PICTURE!

What. The. Fuck.

No asshole, what we need right now are #thoughtsandprayers

It’s true. Had there only been more guns in the house, this whole horrible tragedy might have been averted.

Obviously we need to start arming the 13-year-old girls.

I don’t find it hideous... It’s different, but I like it.

Someone ask him to explain the chicken tax next. Please, someone ask hi to explain the chicken tax next.

You lost me at didn’t evolve. I was an Anthro major for a few semesters, the timeline thing... Not a thing. It’s probably a great talking point for the uninformed. But it’s not something supported by available evidence.

I checked out when he made the arbitrary call that any civilization needs to be hundreds of millions of years ahead of humanity to develop interstellar flight.

“The original cost in 1991 was around $19,995, indicating values have held pretty steady in the last 27 years.”

I know it’s super crazy difficult and I know I can’t do it, but the thought of “throwing a 56 pound weight over a 20 foot tall object” sounds easy to me. One of those things where I hear it and think, “I CAN DO THAT” when there is no way I could do that. Like eating a 7 pound steak.

So he should be rewarded if he shuts down the R&D department working on new products and halts construction on the Gigafactory? So then they can get indefinitely gain profits off their current production levels? Versus what is happening now, in that they’re investing all the would-be profit back into the business to…

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.