“If my father would just commit to a decision like a rational adult instead of allowing blind chance to determine it, we’d probably all be better off.”

I’m guessing one of the motor mounts went, and then when fuel lines ruptured, kabloom! (you can see the motor move significantly before the blast)

If the instructions say you have to do it, who are you to break the rules? Skipping it would ruin your immersive game-play experience, obviously.

Fuck cancer

Well if he needs to do it for his health more power to him. He doesn’t owe people his attention.

House with a garage = problem solved.

HOA’s are horrible. Fuck that noise.

ok, on this one there’s dickery from both sides. The little boy on the bike who thinks public roads are his own personal race track should have had his license suspended at most.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

“It’s gonna be a party in your ass tomorrow, and my cock’s the only one that’s invited”

BRB texting my wife.

While I would totally drift that around the ice rink for a while, there is no way I would buy one. Car tires are pretty heavy to be pedalling around with. Unless you are actively looking to get big ol’ muscles in your legs, stay away.

Let’s just address the elephant in the room here: those trikes.

Too bad Lyndon Johnson isn’t still President. He’d show ‘em who has the biggest dick. Literally.

Für die Behörde stellt sich der Fall allerdings eindeutig dar: Das „Mini-Formel-1-Rennen“ am Berg hätte eine naturschutzrechtliche Bewilligung im Form eines Bescheids benötigt. Für das Fahren mit Fahrzeugen – egal ob mit einem Pkw oder einem Formel-1-Auto – außerhalb von Verkehrsflächen oder eingefriedeter Grundstücke…

Kia Sedona.

Berru didn’t respond to an email I sent to his personal account requesting comment or to multiple phone calls, but early on Wednesday, he released a statement in which he admitted to drug and alcohol problems. In this statement, Berru addresses the women who’ve accused him generally but does not go into specifics, and…

Depends on how you define a middle class person. In some areas (mine) bringing home $6k a month after taxes can still be middle class. If you had no kids and lived in a modest home that would be pretty easy to do. Stupid, but easy.

Ok, I’ll play.........where do we draw the line in this game of “Fuck this and fuck that”? George Washington owned slaves.......should we just topple the Washington Monument? Some US GI’s committed horrible atrocities against civilians in Vietnam.....does the Vietnam Wall belong on public land?

Owners of contracting companies can probably afford nice cars.