Probably a VP by now.

first-year seems generous.

Sticking with the “4 year old building a truck out of cardboard boxes” aesthetic.

I can only imagine how shitty Apple would be to work on a car with. I'm sure they go into these meetings telling these carmakers how much better Apple could make a car if they worked together because the automaker clearly doesn't know shit.

Especially when you can just grab a tablet

One of the "desktops" that attach to a car seat. My son would then colour, play with Lego, or just generally play with toys. Screen occasionally but only on long trips.

I think it’s also the fact that women can do something other than get pregnant in these countries. If your “sole purpose” in life is something other than slam out children, you’ll probably have less kids.

Might as well do it to fix their marriage.

It blows me away that birth control (male or female) isn’t free. If someone elects not to have children, it’s in the best interest of the government and all those involved that those people don’t have children.

Even better, it depends on the football field and if you include the endzones.

Turns out investing in a company founded by a con man is not great. Weird.

I think that's what is usually the case, to a degree. If definitely doesn't make things better. Unless you are the AG I guess

Thank God he wasn't smoking a joint or something truly terrible. Then it would be pretty clear he needs to resign. This is just ignoring that you killed someone. Definitely less of an issue

Test drove a truck (despite a couple warning signs that suggested it wasn’t worth my time) and the alignment was way out. You had to turn the wheel about 30 degrees clockwise to drive straight. I mention this to the salesman and he responds with, “oh yeah, I see a lot of vehicles and they all do that eventually”....

There should be an element of pre-meditation added. They went there specifically with the intent of driving at wildly unsafe speeds.

I have to remind myself it’s pronounced Echosport and not Ecosport

I often use “beurre manié” when in a hurry. It’s just equal parts butter and flour mixed into a “dough”. Drop it it piece by piece while stirring and it makes a huge difference.

Part of what you are paying for is managing the grid. Everything is great when the panels are producing the energy you need but that’s not always the case.

I think part of it is how the games are sold to investors/upper management. It's not sufficient to make a good game that makes money. They have to make all the money and have a development cycle of 20 min.

“Let’s make a game about genocide”