Part of it is that people fear being that asshole that come back with an accent after a week away.

Might as well get the nitrogen while you’re at it.

Next time on Jalopnik: David Tracy attempts to build a concept Jeep and somehow winds up with something even less functional, less reliable, and less producible.

Dark humour is a pretty common way of dealing with tradgedy.

I actually heard nearly all of the victims in hospital were saved by the thoughts and prayers sent to them.

We do. They’re governed by the number of protons. That was about the only thing they got right.

Speed holes

He was just worried a bad guy with a gun might be there. Had to stop em.

I’m always curious as to why Donald’s incompetent appointees agree to these interviews. It seems so obvious that the conversation is going to be a disaster.

Stop asking questions. This is a great plan. One of the best really. I know some people that make great plans and even they think this is a great plan.

Shoulda got a fuel shark

It’s much cheaper to pretend you care about military personnel than it is to actually care.

I wonder how many of these people realize the irony in advocating for the second amendment and the militarization of the state.

If takes my share price up 30x in 10 years I’m cool with it.

I mean it’s basically religion so your “facts” are not welcome there.

I’m guessing the kids are smarter than her. Probably the teach all the kids laugh about.

Did it mention whether or not the races combine to make a big robot that fights aliens?

Negroid is a very useful word. It’s a great signal that the person using it is unlikely to have anything intelligent to say.

And they say Millenials bitch and moan too much.

Good.