I get your anger, and your despair, and it’s justified. I feel this way about men sometimes. And straight people, too. Men have been murdering and oppressing women since forever, and straight people used to burn women like me alive. Literally. The first half of my life was spent knowing that many states considered my…

Judges. Remember what happened last time people thought there was no difference between Democrats and Republicans? George W happened. 

Expecting the target demographic to actually look at someone's voting record is unrealistically ambitious. 

I had a pair of the old style heeled crocs, given to me used from a friend of my mom's. They were exquisitely comfortable until I started to walk around, and then a plastic rivet on one of the straps would dig into my skin and make me bleed. I threw them out.

Unless it is Jolly Fish. Pastafarians always get my money.

Nostril fucking sounds incredibly painful. 

I will pay that money, but post the fanfic without reading it because eww.

I assume by "trust funders and accidental millionaires" you mean people laundering money for the Russians. 

I can one-up Niceneasy29's honesty in a sentence.

I disagree. If anyone is subject to the draft, then everyone should be. And also I think that the families of Congress and the president's cabinet members should automatically be drafted first. Maybe if it's *their* children killing and dying they will be less inclined to start shit.

This is true, but the human ear is better at hearing higher pitched sounds- specifically the range at which babies cry.

Agreed. Better to not fuck the staff, but being decent afterwards is a close second.

Death certs and burial requirements? How exactly is a funeral home going to bury a wad of tissue indistinguishable from a period clot? Teeny tiny little caskets? Assuming the woman who miscarried is even able to fish it out of the toilet.

Arnold also has mini horse and donkey house pets. Just saying, hard to not like someone like that.

Congratulations!

The thing is that White people (and White men in particular) like to pretend that they get everything they get because they deserve it, not because they have been given unfair advantages at the expense of everyone else. 

At this point 12 people have starred that bullshit.

You are a living advertisement for gun control. Go back to raping sheep in Idaho. 

Tiny little swim briefs for men that afford very little privacy for their dicks. Basically what men in most other countries wear to swim recreationally, and American men only wear to swim competitively. 

Well, the volume of water you want to put into it would weigh over 1100 pounds.