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This is what I was thinking. I feel like the 10 senators who voted it down should be introduced to the difference between mutually agreed upon nudes and unsolicited dickies. By receiving a bunch if unsolicited dickies.

Democrats are separating Trump from the Republicans so that the Republicans can justify voting against party. It's the only strategy with a hope of winning 

As the mother of a teenage boy, I have conflicting feelings about this kid. Mostly I wish my kid were so willing to keep his bathroom clean.

Seriously. He should get the same charges he would get if the he had attempted to murder a stranger. Why does their relationship mitigate or justify his violence?

Yeah but were they dressed provocatively? Because they could have been throwing out some mixed signals, especially the 14 year old. This kind of accusation can ruin a man's life, you know.

“...it takes a special kind of psychopath to willfully leak a topless photo of your own 16 year old daughter.”

TERFs are terrible. Seriously appalling shitsacks. Anything that upset TERFs is good.

Tiff looks like she's sucking it all in for dear life.

I can tell you how to get babies to sleep, even the ones that prefer to scream every 10 minutes. My son’s been screaming every 10 minutes for the past 16 years, but he SLEEPS. It took 6 months for me to figure out how, but since then I can get every baby to sleep (without abusing/neglecting it).

It's amazing that Lindsey can talk, considering his tongue is stuck so far up Trump's ass that it's helping him digest.

Imagine popping by the Obamas' to use the potty on your break, and then being so gross you get banned from the Obamas'.

Evidence works differently for white people than for everyone else. 

Except Latinx is an ethnicity, not a race. Ethnicity is a function of shared culture and community, usually inherited with family. If she were adopted and didn't know her ancestry, nobody would blink at this.

95% of my (white) son’s classmates, teachers, school administrators, etc are black. He talks how the people around him talk! Why does he have to whitewash his vernacular to avoid being accused of “blaccent”? Sure, he can code switch when he absolutely needs to, just like any other kid. But it’s bullshit to expect him…

You call that a peaceful protest? Go home Lizard, you are drunk.

I am tidying my clothes drawers and my Drawer of Shame (my catch-all).

Free plants is giving me ideas.

Unanimous consent means it can be sent immediately to the Senate for approval. A single dissent means it gets triaged into committee, renegotiated, then proposed and voted on using the normal rules. Pelosi requested unanimous consent so that (if the Republicans played along) it could become law before Christmas. But…

According to family mythology, my father’s grandfather was a lost one. But who really knows? I know that on my mom’s side we had French immigrants who changed their name to a common household appliance so that people would be able to spell/pronounce it, the useless scion of railroad baron who gambled away the family…