Probably hibernating in the earth of a cemetery, waiting for the political climate to shift before clawing his way to the surface to feed.

He was a good time not yet had by all.

I've been hoping for defenestration for a while now.

Omg quit picking on Ag. 

Roku isn’t playing nice with HBO Max, and the Hulu version of HBO doesn’t offer all the content, and the content it has is sometimes embargoed for a few days.

They really do talk too much.

I kinda feel like Depp’s been done wrong. I mean, he’s a messy bitch, but so is Heard. And Heard has put a lot of energy into making a big spectacle of his violence toward her, while hiding her violence toward him. Both of them produced bruised face pictures. She cut off his finger. But she’s lost her credibility, and…

Surgeons just cut. They don't need to understand.

I imagine he's not slept much this week. He looked as wrecked as I felt Wednesday afternoon. 

I kinda suspect one or two of them will be defenestrated by Russians.

Trump doesn’t know math.

OFC he will flee the country... prior to his arrest.

I’ve been tutoring this undergrad in pharmacology and Wednesday he wanted to talk “about the election”. I know he’s pretty conservative, but I was wrecked from Tuesday night, so against my better judgement I did. Anyway, it was a long and annoying conversation, and it ended with him crying and telling me that I was…

Anyone else concerned by My Little Pony porn?

I feel you Popcorn. There's not enough liquor in the world right now.

I kinda feel like I’m dying. I keep drinking more tequila to make it go away, but now I’m just kinda drunk and kinda dying.

So... she was a Republican while a Black man was in charge. Yes, she is from Kentucky.

Sacha Baron Cohen didn’t just tell a holocaust survivor that he’s Jewish, he really is Jewish. He’s also a genius at stringing along ignorant jackasses until they feel safe to say, do, or agree to ridiculously racist, sexist, or otherwise horrible things that they would normally never get caught saying in public -…

The girl.

Looking forward to a Jezebel review of The Boys (aka Toxic Masculinity in tights).