I was expecting this list to be in a video.

Does Pivot to Video work? Take it away, Dr. Fuenke:

Exactly. They’re whistling past the graveyard with that one.

::sigh:: Yep.

My Vote goes to:

(Dis)Honourable mention goes to Kinja.

There is only one, the One, the Edgar Wrightest of them all.

Facebook tells me there are at least 100 other Edgar Wrights, but I only recognize the director.

Maybe? There’s really absolutely no way to know if there is more than one, so I’m being extra careful.

I’m fairly certain there a bunch of people named Edgar Wright. 

I’m pretty sure that at least one person is Edgar Wright.

“Selfie’s Karen Gillan” is an hilarious joke, Katie.

If anything demands a hard ‘R’ reboot, it’s Jumanji. Complete with beloved characters being ripped apart by monkeys, eaten by lions, trampled by elephants, and gored by rhinos. The movie ends with the sole survivor taking the game’s creator and his family hostage, only to immolate them all and go out in a literal…

The Poe-Holdo arc was literally like a bad sitcom plot. What was worse was that there had to be a lot of people following her orders and somehow Poe didn’t talk to any of them.

Should’ve been “No puppet! No puppet! You’re the puppet!”

Sorry, I’ll only address this legitimate request if framed as “We need to talk about needing to talk about things.”

Alright, so in the new movie the First Order were tracking the Resistance fleet purely remotely via their own sensors? Why does nobody in the Resistance suspect that there may be a homing beacon on one of their ships?

Yes, it always sucks when a storyline relies on characters not communicating with one another for no real reason.

Let’s be real, Monagan is also not a strong enough actor to carry inherently flawed material and redeem it.

Agreed, but also the Poe/Holdo storyline was pretty bad and had some big logical flaws.