So true!

Or perhaps Somali-American, given that she is originally from Somalia.

First I find out he's a Republican, and now I find out he uses emoticons liberally. This gives me a sad.

LIFE is bad for your knees.

I dunno. Premature death was certainly a boon to Michael Jackson's catalogue; WH may also be a bigger money maker in the hereafter.

Guess how the baby gets out! You will literally NEVER guess!

Yeah...after season 2 I wouldn't have signed on for more, either.

I feel like her breasts are the mammary equivalent of Phil Spector's crazy Louis XIV hair that he wore to court once or twice: the more outrageous you are in your fakery, oddly, the less anyone suspects it of being fakery.

True.

I guess so...it just seems so harsh.

Don't you think she'd look even more beautifuller with a little more hair?

Mostly what I thought was, "Dag, that un-uniformed dude must be STRONG."

I'm just so happy when she smiles. Often in pictures she looks so miserable.

Kelly Lynch also looks painfully T-word (the word I can't say because it is "bodysnarking" and I'll be ushered out the door but it rhymes with "pin" and she is it).

I think she mostly just has better skin. And a better dye job.

I dispute that he is normally funny. I heard him on Marc Maron and found him to be in serious contention for least funny dude in universe.

I care not. Those crazy dancing Minnesotans have hard-wired me to well up with tears as soon as I hear the opening synthesized strains.

"Forever" gets me every time, but that's because that wedding video primed the pump.

Nicely put.

I've wondered the same thing. He always seemed cagey in his apologies, and all the "fuck you haters" stuff just makes him seem unrepentant. His account of being so afraid of his stepfather that he would pee himself makes me almost physically ill, and so sad for him that he became that person for someone else. Ugh.