You do not have enough ink and paper to list them all.

Fair enough.

Mme Crawford has had a "new face" for several years now.

Plus, she's single and attractive. There could be a Bachelorette-style contest show to find her a First Man.

I live in a very rural place and while I hope I never find out, I bet it would take longer than 21 minutes for the state troopers to get here. Late at night, they're at home and get dispatched out from there, so you have to factor in them getting out of bed and getting dressed. Country livin'....

Isn't it funny that she and the 911 operator both kept talking about how she had to protect her son? Wasn't SHE worthy of protecting, too?

We're also such a crazily litigious society that nobody ever wants to have responsibility for anybody else's actions.

C. diff is primarily an issue for people who've been on multiple antibiotics for long periods of time. And I've never heard of it causing vomiting. Just diarrhea with an extremely characteristic smell.

Selah Marley looks a) gorgeous and b) just like her mom in those pictures. HOWEVER...one must ask, what the fuck is up with the clothes she's wearing??? There...I...it's...but...I just...can't.

She's still too young, so you will not be forced to make this terrible Sophie's Choice. YET.

Please tell me he's the same British Charlie last seen biting his brother's finger on YouTube....

She's hotter than Lyndon LaRouche. As with Sarah Palin, I think beauty has been the number one reason she could say such patently absurd/insane shit in front of cameras and not be summarily drummed out of town.

I had a friend who was born in Mexico on that same date and told me the doctor had to be plucked from the Mexican Independence Day parade to deliver him. Cut to 12 months later, same day, same doctor, plucked from the same parade to deliver my friend's brother. Zoinks!

When I saw I had all these replies, I thought, Oh, fuckers, I've enraged the Paulines. But no. It's just awesome Jezebellies. Youse rule.

Not that I ever thought she was setting the world on fire with her intellectual prowess, but I'm always amazed that people like him so much. "Yep, less government...unless you crave some level of reproductive self-determination. In which case, I didn't mean you. I meant mostly not paying taxes." How juvenile.

Or, it makes it sound like she's incredibly hackneyed. Um, Kelly, you forgot polka-dotted. GOD.

This made me read that Lisa Bloom article, and that article made me not want to invite her to my next cocktail party. God, she sounds insufferable.

The thing of it is, I've been yelled at on here for judging this family. But I think they wouldn't hesitate to judge me. And you. I'm sure they wouldn't. It's that kind of religion. Ew.

Brilliant idea.

This is also true about being a nurse. I was sick constantly for the first 6 months. A friend who worked at Children's Hospital of Philadelphia said that they referred to the phenomenon as "CHOP-rot."